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    Paris Hilton’s boyfriend gets tattoo he’ll likely regret

    Perhaps someone should enlighten Chris Zylka about Johnny Depp‘s “Winona” tattoo.

    On Thursday, Paris Hilton revealed her boyfriend of several months permanently etched her name on his forearm, using lettering inspired by the House of Mickey Mouse.

    “Such a lucky girl!” Hilton gushed on Instagram. “My love surprised me & got my name tattooed in Disney font. Cause I’m his most magical place on Earth & he finally found his fairy tale princess. #BoyfriendGoals #ParisForever.”

    Hilton, 36, later praised the 32-year-old “Leftovers” actor with a heartfelt post celebrating their anniversary — seemingly not knowing the meaning of the word, which honors the date on which an event took place in a previous year.

    “Happy Anniversary my love! Thank you for making me feel like a Disney Princess every single day,” Hilton wrote Friday. “You are my knight in shining armor & I have never felt so safe & secure. You have changed my life in so many ways & shown me what true love really is. You are my best friend, my other half & made me see that fairy tales exist & dreams really do come true.”

    Linked since February, Hilton is so fond of her prince charming she’s decided to cut her summer residency in Ibiza short to spend more time with Zylka.

    “Now that I am in a serious relationship and my boyfriend has film projects, I can’t do the residency for the full five months,” Hilton told the Daily Summer in May.

    The heiress split from millionaire Thomas Gross last April after a year of dating.

    Paris Hilton?s boyfriend gets tattoo he?ll likely regret | Page Six

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    He should just get one that says KKK...dating that racist skank.
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    He should have gotten: I now have the herps.

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    He just cursed their relationship. Lucky little fella.
    Piss off!

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    Well he's sane...
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    ^You spelled insane wrong.
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    At least he can later claim he's just an avid Francophile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    Linked since February, Hilton is so fond of her prince charming she’s decided to cut her summer residency in Ibiza short to spend more time with Zylka.

    “Now that I am in a serious relationship and my boyfriend has film projects, I can’t do the residency for the full five months,” Hilton told the Daily Summer in May.
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    Her residency? WTF is she, a physician?
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    ^^^No, she still just a thirsty ho.
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    I didn't realize he was in Leftovers and I thought she was dating someone in his early 20s? Can't keep up with this shit.

    EDIT - ok, just looked him up. He's the creepy fuck. I thought they killed him off, but then again I'm usually a bit out of it when I watch that show.

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    fricking 36 and gets excited over a disney font tattoo & thinks she's a princess!

    you are brilliant, wonk eye.

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    She's way too old for this shit.

    At least MooMooKittyFuck (aka Mariah) has an actual profession (besides ho-ing) and some talent to fall back on
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    Paris Hilton and Chris Zylka Break Up, Engagement Called Off

    Paris Hilton will NOT be walking down the aisle as planned -- she's broken up with her latest fiance, Chris Zylka ... TMZ confirms.

    Sources close to the now-exes tell us Paris called things off with Chris several weeks ago. They got engaged at the beginning of the year during a trip to Aspen after dating for about a year before that.

    We're told Paris realized Chris just wasn't the one, and things between them had moved too fast. Paris hopes the two can remain friends and wishes Zylka all the best.

    We got Paris two weeks ago at LAX, and she was still rocking that $2 million engagement ring. We asked her if everything was still cool with Chris and the wedding ... and she said all was good.

    Our photog also quizzed Paris' mom, Kathy Hilton, a couple months back as to why the couple's wedding was pushed back ... and she served up a seemingly legit reason.

    This is Paris' third engagement ... she and Paris Latsis were ready to tie the knot in 2005 before calling it off. She was also reportedly engaged to Jason Shaw in 2002.

    Back to the drawing board.

    Paris Hilton and Chris Zylka Break Up, Engagement Called Off | TMZ.com

    this relationship lasted longer than i thought it would!
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    I read the hedline as "Paris Hilton's boyfriend leftovers". Equally accurate, I guess.

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