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Thread: Ryan Lochte Engaged to Playmate He Met on Tindr 6 Months Ago

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    Damage Control Alert: Ryan Lochte Got Engaged

    October 10, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K





    Yesterday, Ryan Lochte’s Damage Control Tour made a stop in Malibu, CA where he proposed to a Playboy model whose name he probably always forgets. Because while in Rio for the Olympics, Ryan denied having a girlfriend and wanted everyone to think that his dick was free to dive into poon after poon. But when you really want to take your image from “party douche liar” to “wholesome family man,” you do desperate shit, like get engaged to a Tinder trick you’ve known for less than a year.

    Yesterday, 32-year-old Ryan Lochte posted the above picture on Instagram after his 25-year-old girlfriend Kayla Rae Reid said “JEAH!” to marrying him. Nothing says genuine romance like posting a kissing selfie on Instagram a quick minute after getting engaged. Ryan captioned that pic with: “Memories forever!!!#thelochtes #LA

    People says that Ryan rented a helicopter and brought along a photographer, because what’s the point of getting engaged if a photographer isn’t there to take Hi-Res pictures to give to the magazines?!

    The swimmer surprised his bride to be with a private helicopter tour of Los Angeles which culminated with a sunset proposal overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Lochte proposed with a custom-designed platinum ring featuring a Radiant cut diamond, the rep confirmed. The couple has yet to set a wedding date.

    UsWeekly says that Ryan and Kayla have been bumping fuck parts full-time since March and they may have met through Tinder.

    You know, I really shouldn’t be such a cynical bitch, because I’m sure Ryan and Kayla will last forever and their bond will never be broken. And we’ll all realize how strong their love is when their inevitable E! reality show The Lochtes airs and we all watch a romantic bubble bath scene where Kayla makes a “Bitch better not make me sign that prenup” face after a giggly Ryan tells her that he just pee peed on her back.
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    This is going to end well
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    Congrats to her on having a good business plan.

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    She can do better.
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    Yuk.
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    They won't marry. He already had a girlfriend during the Olympics I thought. He needs to stay single, because all he wants to do is use his fame and fuck around.
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    They must have the most stimulating conversations.
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    Reality Series in 3, 2, .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrowFilla View Post
    They must have the most stimulating conversations.
    Was just gonna say! Their conversations must be scintillating. Possibly among the most basic, shallow couples on the planet?
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    he already had a reality show.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    That was years ago, like the last Olympics. He might be angling for another.


    ETA: NVM, I see he has another one, "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?"
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    Stop being jellus bitter fatties y'all. This is tru luv.
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