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    Eva Amurri fires nanny who wanted to ‘f–k’ her husband’s brains out

    Beware of nannies. If you live in Hollywood, at least.

    Eva Amurri Martino had to fire yet another nanny, this time because the childcare professional wanted to “f–k [her husband’s] brains out.”

    The 30-year-old daughter of Susan Sarandon detailed the absolutely bizarre experience on her blog, Happily Eva After, on Monday.

    As she explains it, just weeks after having to fire her daughter Marlowe’s nanny of a year and a half for being “untruthful … in a major way,” she found herself betrayed by another woman in whose care she’d placed her daughter. The reason: a text message — a very provocative text message.

    Just last week, while Eva was away on business, her husband, soccer commentator Kyle Martino, received a text from the woman that read: “OMG. Girl, did I mention to you how hot and sex my Boss is. I would love to f–k his brains out ha haah. Too bad he seems not to like thick Latin women with lots to hold on to LOL.”

    Kyle, 35, was sure that the text must have been an embarrassing mistake, one that the nanny meant to send her friend. But when she showed up for work, she acted as if nothing was happening. Even creepier, when he had gotten home earlier that day, he noticed the nanny spying on him from his and Eva’s bedroom, Eva wrote.

    Realizing something was seriously amiss, Kyle recorded a confrontation he had with the nanny later that day in which he asked her why she was in his bedroom – Eva postulates that she wanted to smell his underwear – and about the text.

    “I’m sorry I was just messing around with a friend I didn’t mean any harm,” the woman apparently said after she was fired for being unable to provide anything resembling a believable excuse.

    Though the incident left Eva scrambling yet again to find a nanny, she considered it a good experience as it reinforced how strong her and Kyle’s bond is to one another.

    Plus, it’ll give her something to bond with Jennifer Garner over next time they run into one another.

    Eva Amurri fires nanny who wanted to ‘f–k’ her husband’s brains out | Page Six
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    Wow. Nanny put herself on blast.
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    Whoa! That would have been her last text ever.
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    Do you think she sent it to him on purpose?


    Well, he's cute, but not worth an inappropriate text:
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    Oh, what a tangled web we weave
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Do you think she sent it to him on purpose?


    Well, he's cute, but not worth an inappropriate text:
    Hah! Personally I think he's worth much more than a text, lol. I'm glad he kept his wife in the loop. Makes him even hotter in my mind.
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    Nice suit. the fluffy hair on the top of his head is cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Do you think she sent it to him on purpose?

    I do. That was her clever way of propositioning him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lindsaywhit View Post
    I'm glad he kept his wife in the loop.
    The nanny must have been a dog. Like Nana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    I do. That was her clever way of propositioning him.
    Not as clever as the maid who had sex with the celebrity husband, had his child and raised him right under everybody's noses for the next 10 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Not as clever as the maid who had sex with the celebrity husband, had his child and raised him right under everybody's noses for the next 10 years.

    Well yeah but we can't all be masters.
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    Ho shit.
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    Smart of him to record it.
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    He is extremely hot.
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    Can she be blackballed?
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