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Thread: New Scientologist Devotee 'Tan Mom' calls Tom Cruise 'Midget'

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    New Scientologist Devotee ‘Tan Mom’ Calls Tom Cruise ‘Midget’

    But the New Jersey woman says the religion helped her with substance abuse.

    Posted on Jan 20, 2016 @ 14:59PM




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    Forget tanning! Patricia Krentcil, also known as “Tan Mom,” has found a new passion.
    “I have a lot of stress at work and home and I was trying to find a better, healthy way to live,” Krentcill told In Touch of her newfound belief in Scientology.
    Krentcil, 47, claimed that nothing but good has come from her decision to follow the controversial teachings of the late L. Ron Hubbard. She’s now a recovering alcoholic— and she gives credit to Scientology’s Narconon program for her getting clean.
    PHOTOS: Thetan Hatin’! From Tom & Katie To Kirstie & Maksim — Hollywood Stars Face Off Over Controversial Scientology Beliefs
    “It woke up my eyes,” she said. “I feel so alive. I’m on absolutely nothing anymore.
    Krentcil shot to infamy in 2012 after it was claimed she allowed her then-5-year-old daughter to bake in a sunbed. Now the Nutley, N. J., resident may be stirring up some more drama thanks to her admission about Scientology honcho Tom Cruise.
    “I don’t like him at all,” she sniped. “He’s just a midget. He does nothing for me.”
    Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Discusses Scientology Tom Cruise | Radar Online
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    What? I mean, she is tan mom, irrelevant and annoying no matter how hard she tries. And he is Tom Cruise, a bonafide movie star.
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    Tan Mom is out of this world so it is fitting she is going to be a C0$!!!! My favorite thing is when on Howard Stern they prank called her using her own voice and she argued with herself.
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    She forgot the G & D parts...
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    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
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    It's so funny (weird, not ha-ha) to me that people would still join this "religion" even though all the learning materials (and the story of Xenu) are all over the internet. I mean, I could see someone getting blindsided 20-30 years ago when you didn't find out until a couple hundred thousand dollars and lots of time and effort were put in that you're in a crazy cult when there was no internet. This person, IMO, is so irrelevant and a known famewhore, but I guess that's the whole point; it's for the publicity.
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    she cracks me up on howard, whether it's really her or just her voice being used to make fun of her. I just wish sal wasn't involved because he's loathsome.
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    She sounds like the perfect Scieno recruit.

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    She told no lies.
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    Good way to start out in your new church ... offending the next Grand Pubah and all

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    How in the hell can she afford to be a member of this cult I mean "church"?
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    "It woke up my eyes"
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    Scientology welcome committee to tan mom: "Welcome to the Hole, this will be your home for the forseeable future."

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    they need poor people as members as well so they can turn them into slaves who will do all the shitty labour in those "camps" or whatever they're called.
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