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    Default Mary-Kate Olsen marries Olivier Sarkozy in NYC

    Mary-Kate Olsen Marries Boyfriend ... And She's Smokin'!!!

    11/29/2015 7:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF



    Mary-Kate Olsen has tied the knot with her boyfriend, and the reception was held in a cloud.

    The 29-year-old married 46-year-old Oliver Sarkozy during a small NYC ceremony. According to Page Six, the 50 guests were treated to bowls of cigarettes and everyone lit up the entire night.

    Fun Fact: Olivier is the half-bro of former French Prez Nicholas Sarkozy.
    Read more: Mary-Kate Olsen -- Marries Boyfriend ... and She's Smokin'!!! | TMZ.com
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    She's an idiot.
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    Bowls of cigarettes is hilarious I hope its true.
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    Hideous on so many levels. I hope they don't have children.

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    She looks jacked up in the face like her sisters now.
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    I can't decide which of the two has worse taste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Makisa View Post
    Hideous on so many levels. I hope they don't have children.
    Seeing how skinny she is, I doubt she still has her period. Plus, she looks like she could be his kid.

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    I feel bad for all the non smokers who attended. Imagine having to breathe that all night.

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    Has she never heard of a fog machine.
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    "The reception was held in a cloud." LOL!!!!!! Love that!

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    That man's head looks like a lightbulb.
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    Cigarette bowls. What else do you serve when you don't eat food?
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    In the old days before smoking went out of fashion when you were at a party there were frequently decorative boxes or bowls filled with cigarettes on tables. I think the last time I saw that was back in '86 or '87. You can often spy it when you watch old movies.



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    Anorexia and cigarettes stunted her growth. And brain development.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    In the old days before smoking went out of fashion when you were at a party there were frequently decorative boxes or bowls filled with cigarettes on tables. I think the last time I saw that was back in '86 or '87. You can often spy it when you watch old movies.

    I'm picturing just a corelle bowl with cigarettes dumped into it going every which way and thats why I love it so much.
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