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    Default Justin Bieber, your dick is mere facade!

    Suck your dick, man! I met the suck guy five months ago in a night club pub. When i saw him at the first time, I was so excited because I saw his pic before and knew his size. We started chatting and he loved flirting with the women. At last, he picked me and wanted to hookup with me for a night.
    And I said yes and I found this was the worst choice i had made before! We came to the hotel and rushed into the bed. “I will make you scream the whole night!” He bit on my body frenziedly and came in me in a hurry. 5 seconds passed and I felt it softening. What the fuck it’s just 5 seconds! And he couldn’t inflate any more no matter how many time he tried. You could never know how fuck my feeling it was at that moment! He came for me occasionally after the suck date but he could never make a good work. I was not reacting to his invitation any more. Anyone disappoints with the fucking suck hookups! His big size makes no sense, just facade! Suck you, Justin Bieber! Have you nice sex life with Selena! You won’t cheat girls any more!
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    Oh, this is excellent.
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    Do we have a fan fiction section?
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    Poor Ellie.
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    Nothing worse than a facade dick. Except maybe a flaccid one.
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    It's even worse when you realize the flaccid façade is because he's just not that into you. You really should take that personally.
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    What a terrifying horror movie this would be -- The Softening.
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    Not only was he just not that into you, he was barely into you.
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    Bieber has a big dick? I require proof. Wait... no I don't. I just had lunch.
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    Potemkin Package.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alysheba View Post
    Bieber IS a big dick?
    Fixed it for you
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    The suck date? I've been out of the dating game too long.
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    Who in their right mind would not only go with the Bieb but also go so far as admit to it? I'd be so ashamed that I'd swear of drink forever, declare myself celibate and fill my Foof with cement to make sure it never happened again.
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