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    Joe Jackson Had A Stroke And Three Heart Attacks

    July 27, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

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    Joe Jackson, one of the original child star pimps who makes Dina Lohan look like Marion Cunningham, nearly left the earth on Sunday after having a stroke in Brazil. The stroke left Joe temporarily blind and if that wasn’t enough, his heart stopped during surgery. Joe is in Brazil because a company called Nexxing threw him an 87th birthday party and invited him. Oh, Brazil, you’ve taken come to Brazil” way too far when you’re telling Joe Jackson to come to Brazil.
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    TMZ says that Detective La Toya Jackson’s dad woke up on Sunday with the dizzies and he couldn’t see. He was taken to the Albert Einstein Hospital in São Paulo where doctors ran tests on him. The doctors reportedly discovered that an artery behind his eye busted and that’s what caused him to have a stroke and lose his eyesight. While in the hospital, he had three heart attacks including one during surgery. But it’s going to take more than one stroke and three heart attacks to send Joe Jackson to the afterworld. Joe Jackson pulled out one of his signature switches and shooed the Grim Reaper away by waving his weapon of choice at it.
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    TMZ says that doctors put a pacemaker in Joe and so far, he’s on his way to a full recovery. Joe can see again and his speech wasn’t affected at all. He’s even “cracking jokes” in his hospital bed. 87-year-old Joe has had several strokes before and the most recent one was in 2012. So there you go, Joe Jackson still lives!
    What do you think?


    And here’s Joe and his “girlfriend,” who is giving me lot lizard Carmen Electra, visiting the CT Corinthians football club in São Paulo on Friday.




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    Maybe next time.
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    On the other hand, his son Michael had many many strokes....


    ...I'll see myself out.
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    No. That would have been too easy. Let him suffer a few years here, please.
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    Too evil to die, looks like.
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    The old pimp is evil incarnate.
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    Is he...is he drawing on his eyebrows AND his cartoon villain mustache?

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    It looks like he has attached some extra bling to his pocket square. Because that material wasn't flashy enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Is he...is he drawing on his eyebrows AND his cartoon villain mustache?
    yes. yes, he is.
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    I think I read that his 'girlfriend' finally persuaded him to add her to his will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    I think I read that his 'girlfriend' finally persuaded him to add her to his will.
    The guy is so bad, there's probably a clause in small print in which she has, unwittingly, agreed to pay for all medical costs and his funeral. Evil man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    yes. yes, he is.
    Then he needs to work on his sharpie skills.
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    ^^^He does!

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    On the other hand, his son Michael had many many strokes....


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    Dang, reminds me of Leni Riefenstahl, who survived a Helicopter crash at the age of 98. Like God and Satan did not want to deal with her death.

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