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    Angry Lindsay Lohan: The Adventures of a Kleptoskank

    Since the monster thread got closed...all things Blohan!


    Lindsay Lohan

    Dina's Selling All MY STUFF!

    Threatens to Call Cops

    4/13/2015 12:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

    EXCLUSIVE


    8:20 AM PST -- A rep for Dina Lohan tells us Dina has denied selling any of Lindsay's stuff.

    Lindsay Lohan's mother is unloading her daughter's prized possessions with an online flea market -- which Lindsay's threatening to shut down with a little help from cops ... TMZ has learned.
    Sources close to Lindsay tell us she recently got wind of Dina Lohan's scheme -- selling off Lindsay's clothing, furniture, artwork, etc ... on the Internet and directly to friends ... all without LiLo's permission. We're told she's hawking items from the massive stockpile of stuff Lindsay moved into Dina's house during the Oprah docuseries.
    It may seem like a bunch of junk, but Lindsay says it's worth millions. As for Dina's motivation -- we're told she thinks anything left behind in HER garage ... is hers to sell. Linds thinks Dina's just desperate to pay bills.
    We broke the story -- Lindsay's already pissed at Dina for negotiating a deal to be on "Celebrity Big Brother UK" ... and our sources say this fire sale might be the last straw.
    Lindsay is urgently trying to get friends to go scoop up her loot before it's all gone -- but if that doesn't work ... we're told she'll get police involved.
    Buy now!



    Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz3XEH0LEDB
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    But this makes the perfect Mother's Day gift a snap - she can just buy Dina an Etsy storefront ... and voila! Gift problem solved!

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    I watched a few episodes of her "reality" show on OWN, and one thing I couldn't believe was how much shit she had in storage, and that she had movers bring it all to her new NYC digs. I imagined it was just boxes and boxes of outdated, soiled and stinky designer duds she probably stole or got for free somehow. I think she hired an "assistant" just to try to get it all organized, and it was one big mess. So then it just all ended up in Dina's garage? Geez. I bet the cost to move it all was more than it was worth.
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    Lindsay Lohan allegedly furious at mother's plans to travel to U.K.

    By Christian Snow , 4/12/2015
    It doesn’t seem like Lindsay Lohan is looking to spend too much time with her mother.

    Dina Lohan is allegedly finalizing her contract to appear on Celebrity Big Brother in the U.K. and was so excited that she called to share the news with her daughter on Thursday. However, according to TMZ, Lindsay did not take too well to the news.
    The actress, who recently had issues regarding her community service hours, reportedly “flipped out” and started screaming at her mother. Lohan is reportedly angry that her Mom is traveling to the U.K. for work when that's where Lindsay went to escape everything in America, including her family.
    Lindsay has spent a lot of time in various countries, traveling for what seems like months now. She even caught a terrible illness while vacationing in the French Polynesia in December.
    Additionally, TMZ claims that the troubled star fought with her mother on the phone before sending a slew of angry text messages to her. The report alleges that she doesn’t want her mother around because she considers her a bad influence and plain out “bad luck.” It’s believed that Lindsay thinks her Mom’s presence will screw up things for her.

    Lindsay Lohan allegedly furious at mother's plans to travel to U.K. | TheCelebrityCafe.com

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    Yeah, Lindsay. That's the problem. Your mother...
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    Hide your bottles of bolly LiLo, DiLo is coming!
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    Haha she doesn't want her mom to horn in on her new party grounds, mooching off her $$ and name. Who would? Now she'll have to share drugs and booze with her MOM, who taught her everything she knows. Only Dina would be more desperate, shameless and off the rails than Lindsay. Nice family.
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    Dina was on Millionaire Matchmaker a couple weeks ago. She acted like a total psycho. Seriously unbalanced insecure whackadoodle.

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    So, no match?
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    Highly doubt anyone would put up with her. But the guy she did go out with said he would call her. lol
    Here is a pretty good rundown of the crazyness. And somehow Jill Zarin has managed to get herself on MM again.


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    Why does UK Big Brother want all our F-Listers?

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    Excellent question
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    I don't know, but the lineup sounds awesome. I wish we got to see it.

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    Lindsay Lohan’s stepmother Kate Lohan was arrested after she came home drunk and used long, acrylic fingernails to scratch her husband Michael Lohan in Boca Raton, according to an arrest report.
    Kate Major Lohan, 32, faces a charge of domestic battery and was released from Palm Beach County Jail under supervision Friday afternoon. Circuit judge Caroline Shepherd ruled to Lohan will not be allowed to consume alcohol or non-prescription drugs, but she will be allowed to have contact with her husband and children.
    (Matt Morgan/Palm Beach Post)

    Lohan has been going through a detoxification from alcohol, but when she returned home Thursday night, she admitted that she drank wine, the report said. Michael Lohan, 54, who wasn’t wearing a shirt, tried to talk to her about the situation and they began to argue. Kate Lohan eventually chased him around the house and scratched him, the report said.
    Michael Lohan had long scratch lacerations on his back and Kate Lohan was not injured in the incident, the report said.
    Boca Raton police wrote that Kate Lohan smelled of alcohol, had red, glossy eyes and slurred speech. She told police that she had “several glasses of wine.”


    She initially told Boca Raton Fire Rescue that she was not injured but then began to tell police that her husband grabbed her neck. She then started scratching her own neck, trying to create red marks, the report said.
    The couple’s two kids were in the home during the incident, but they were not injured, Michael Lohan told police.
    Kate Lohan was also sentenced to eight months in jail and a year probation in March 2014 in connection to a driving under the influence arrest.
    Kate Lohan, stepmother of actreesss Lindsay Lohan, made her first appearance Friday on a battery charge. (Matt Morgan/The Palm Beach Post)

    In that case, Kate Lohan hit Michael and then backed their car into a tree while drunk. Police pulled her over and she failed a field sobriety test. Lohan was unable to recite the alphabet from A to Z on two separate attempts, according to the arrest report.
    A breath sample tested at .243 — more than three time the legal limit — and a second sample tested at .229. She told officers: “I know I have a drinking problem,” the report said.
    The jail sentence violated her probation from a 2012 case in which she was sentenced three years of supervision on charges of battery, battery on a law-enforcement officer and resisting arrest. It stemmed from an altercation in a Boca Raton parking lot.


    The couple was married on Oct. 30, 2014.
    Michael Lohan’s oldest daughter, Lindsay Lohan, 28, is an actress, model and singer who starred in The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Mean Girls. She has had legal troubles herself with two DUIs in 2007, a necklace theft case and a reckless driving conviction for a 2012 accident when she crashed her Porsche into an 18-wheeler near Santa Monica,



    http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/lindsey-lohans-stepmom-arrested-in-boca-raton/nkw59/#__federated=1


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    Now if he'd been wearing one of his mesh shirts as a scratch guard...
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