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    Default Forget Dick in a Box - now you can get Dicks by Mail (Mel's new venture?)

    'Dicks By Mail' Offers Customers A Chance To Send Gummy Penis Candies To Unsuspecting Friends, Ex-Partners

    Looking for a great novelty gift for your roommate, colleague or even an ex-boyfriend? Send them a bag of dicks!
    The Dicks By Mail site gives customers the chance to send an anonymous package containing a 5 oz. bag of gummy penis candies along with a note that reads, "EAT A BAG OF DICKS."
    Although company officials are touting the gift as "an easy way to send that feeling to anyone in your life that deserves that feeling of sadness, disappointment and betrayal," they stress that it's meant entirely in jest.


    "This site was created to put a smile on people's faces," they write on the site. "It's not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someone's day, then maybe it's you who needs to eat a bag of dicks."
    If this sounds appealing, you'd better act fast. The Independent reports that the company's website has been "inundated with orders" and their stock was expected to quickly sell out.


    'Dicks By Mail' Offers Customers A Chance To Send Gummy Penis Candies To Unsuspecting Friends, Ex-Partners
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    Awww what cute little things :3

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    I may have to get these for a friend so she can actually enjoy having a dick in her mouth...

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    I just sent Mel this link lol.
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    Great concept but so limited in their approach. They should offer different sayings such as;
    Thinking of you.
    Looks just like your little dick.
    I knew it had been a long time since you had seen one of these
    and so on...

    Their website is very funny though.
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    ^Yes, I agree, they should broaden their horizons.
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    Asses!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    If you were in charge, Mel, they'd be more airwick shaped
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    I want some.

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    That picture's making me horny. And hungry.
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    Oh they are the cutest little things.. they look like little rocket ships ... or lighthouses (Hi Twitchy

    i could gobble up a handful now.

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    I'm happy to see you want to eat dicks, but what does it have to do with Twitchy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Wookie-Chick* View Post
    Hahaha.. oh for goodness sake.. it looks like a lighthouse to me! .. .
    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Ah, so you're the one who designed these candies.

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    Ah, connection made.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I'm happy to see you want to eat dicks, but what does it have to do with Twitchy?
    I thought maybe Twitchy is now the title holder of Biggest Internet Wang now that Grimm had retired. It comes with a faaaaabulous tiara but the drawback is that you have to fight Mel for it.
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