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    QOTD: Heather Mills Says Paul McCartney Is Irrelevant

    March 15, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K




    It’s been much, much too long since we’ve all gotten a piping hot, extra large serving of cuntness from gold digging grand champion and one of my cunt idols Heather Mills, so thankfully she was asked to be on Ireland’s The Late Late Show where she delivered a beautifully bitchy gem. Heather, who was only relevant for being married to Paul McCartney, was a little pissed when the host Ryan Tubridy brought up Paul McCartney’s name. Thankfully for him, Heather Mills didn’t pull a Heather Mills by dumping a glass of water on his head, but she did say that she wasn’t there to talk about Paul. Ryan told Heather that people are interested in what she has to say about Paul and she responded by spitting out this shiny jewel of delusion:

    “No, they’re not. That’s the thing. If I go down the street, all I get is kids coming up to me, half of them don’t even know who he is. That’s why he has to do songs with Rihanna and Kanye West, so people remember. But you know, most of the time I have people coming down the street and saying, ‘Oh my god! You’re a ski-racer’ or ‘You help the animals.’ I own the biggest vegan company in the world. Most of the money I do goes into helping animals, disabled kids, landmine clearing charities… You know, things that are changing the world. This is just someone I fell in love with who to me was a normal guy that happened to write a few cool songs in the 60s and a few in the 70s. It was just someone I fell in love with.”

    Three things:

    1. Heather Mills thinks that Heather Mills is more relevant and “in with the kids”than Paul McCartney. If delusion needs inspiration on how to be more delusional, it should spend time with Heather Mills.

    2. We all know that “kids” aren’t running up to Heather Mills in the street. That’s crazy. Most kids have been told at a very, very young age to never ever go up to that witch Heather Mills, because she’ll eat their souls.

    3. If anyone does go up to Heather Mills in the street, the only question they probably ask her is, “Do you still have that PT Cwuza?


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    Mkay.

    I'm not the worlds biggest Beatles fan, but I don't really think Paul McCartney needs to do anything to have people remember him.

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    New avvie for AO. This cunt needs to shut her fat trap and I'd say that even if I didn't worship the ground McCartney walks on.
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    still bitter, i see ....

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    Heather Mills went on to offer a synopsis of other famous figures:

    Harriet Tubman - "that dreary tour guide"
    Robert Oppenheimer - "created some explosives. Whoopee."
    Emily Dickinson - "wrote a couple of clever ditties"
    Albert Einstein - "...had to create a new kind of physics so that people would pay attention to him..."
    Helen Keller - "Unlike me, pretended like the people who greeted her in the street weren't even there"
    Gandhi - "had absolutely no ass-kicking skills whatsoever
    Gloria Steinem - "Ungrateful Playboy bunny.."

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    She's got a kid with the man and a big chunk of his money. STFU.
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    No, sweetums, you're not known for philanthropy. You're known for being Paul McCartney's ex wife. And the stump. Mainly the stump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stef View Post
    “No, they’re not. That’s the thing. If I go down the street, all I get is kids coming up to me, half of them don’t even know who he is. That’s why he has to do songs with Rihanna and Kanye West, so people remember. But you know, most of the time I have people coming down the street and saying, ‘Oh my god! You’re a ski-racer’ or ‘You help the animals.’ I own the biggest vegan company in the world. Most of the money I do goes into helping animals, disabled kids, landmine clearing charities… You know, things that are changing the world. This is just someone I fell in love with who to me was a normal guy that happened to write a few cool songs in the 60s and a few in the 70s. It was just someone I fell in love with.”


    I'd love to run up to her in the street and go: "Oh my god! You're a cunt!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by stef View Post
    a normal guy that happened to write a few cool songs in the 60s and a few in the 70s.”
    Yeah, a nobody, like Elvis.

    I guess she had to convince herself of this so that every time he came out of the bathroom she didn't shriek her head off.

    "OMFG, I'm married to PAUL MCCARTNEY!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    I'd love to run up to her in the street and go: "Oh my god! You're a cunt!!"
    I'd take that as a massive compliment which shows I've been here too long.
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    Yeah, I'd be like "who are you on Gossip Rocks?"
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    I'd tell 'em I was you Shellee and then get up to all kinds of shenanigans in front of them.
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    A*O should definitely change her avi to reflect the unfortunate filler and plastic cheekbone overload.

    I agree she should try and keep her public bitterness and cray under control for the sake of their kiddo. On the other hand, asking her about Paul should be the #1 interview question.
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    Ha ha, she hasn't changed a bit has she. Not a shred of self awareness or humility and a massive ego.
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    Greedy, ghastly, lying fantasist – and those are just Heather Mills’ good points! But at least she gives us all a laugh

    By PIERS MORGAN FOR MAILONLINE
    PUBLISHED: 13:42 EST, 17 March 2015 | UPDATED: 14:46 EST, 17 March 2015

    Last week, I appeared on Ireland’s most popular TV programme, The Late Late Show.
    On arrival, I was informed that Heather Mills, former wife of Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney, was also a guest.
    My whole torso erupted into spontaneous violent spasms of shock and horror, until the producer laughed and explained she had pre-taped her segment and had now left the building.
    To say we have history together is like saying the Bush family had ‘a bit of previous’ with Saddam Hussein.



    My whole body spasmed with horror when I thought for a moment I had to see Heather Mills on a chat show taping the other week

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    I introduced Heather to Paul at a charity event in 1999.
    It was a moment that his daughter Stella later thanked me for with the immortal words: ‘Dad’s really grateful, you cost him $50 million.’
    After their bitter divorce battle, in which Heather tried to single-handedly destroy Paul’s reputation, I issued a public apology to the singer, declaring: ‘I’m sorry Macca for ever introducing you to this little monster.’
    She rang me the next day, screaming abuse down the phone.


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    I have already apologized publicly for the fact I introduced the couple at a charity event in 1999, which led to their ill-fated marriage

    ‘Why the f*** are you doing this to me?!!!’
    ‘Because you’re behaving appallingly,’ I replied, calmly.
    After more foul-mouthed invective, she suddenly paused, lowered her voice and sneered:
    ‘I know why you’re doing this.’
    ‘Why?’
    ‘Because you’re a Paul fan.’
    She spat out those last words like a Cobra that had just been poked with a stick.
    The truth is that I was, and am, a Paul fan.
    I think he and John Lennon were the greatest composers of my lifetime, and I greatly admire the way he leads his life.
    His first marriage, to Linda, was famously one of the best, most true and solid, relationships in showbusiness.
    His second, to Heather, will go down as one of the worst.
    Since their divorce, she’s continued – despite the fact they have a child together – to spitefully denigrate him in public as he has kept a dignified, almost heroic, silence.
    But even by her standards, her performance on the Irish show was as contemptible as it was deluded.
    After insisting she ‘didn’t want to talk about Paul’, she then, of course, proceeded to do little else, hilariously dismissing Paul’s entire music catalogue as ‘a few cool songs in the ‘60s and ‘70s’.
    That preposterous claim, though, paled by comparison to this excruciating statement:
    ‘If I go down the street,’ she said, ‘all I get is kids coming up to me. Half of them don’t even know who he (Paul) us. That’s why he’s got to do songs with Rihanna and Kanye West, so people remember who he is. I have people going “Oh my God, you’re the ski racer” or ‘You help animals”. I own the biggest vegan company in the world, most of the money I earn goes to helping animals, disabled kids, landmine clearing charities, things that are changing the world.”
    I literally laughed out loud when I watched her say all this.



    Heather is deluded. She claimed she is stopped on the street by people who have no idea who Paul is - and then thank her for helping animals because she has a vegan company


    Mills on Paul McCartney working with Rihanna and Kanye West











    Mills is such a fantasist she claimed Paul made music with artists like Rihanna and Kanye West, pictured here with Paul at daughter Stella's show this month, so people will know who he is

    First, because I suspect performing with Paul McCartney was a dream come true for both Rihanna and Kanye, as it is for almost every singer in the world. The Beatles, like Elvis and Sinatra, remain the gold standard for any popular musician, however young or old. And Paul’s the only genius from the three still alive - no offence to Ringo.
    Second, because I doubt a single teenager in the entire world would ever recognise Heather Mills in the street, let alone identify her as a ski-racer or animal saviour.
    Throughout the interview, Heather was her usual prickly, defensive and unpleasant self. And the show’s host, Ryan Tubridy, is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet.
    The encounter perfectly summed up what Heather Mills is really like, and I speak from bitter personal experience as someone who was taken in by her myself for a while.
    She’s a total fantasist.
    An inveterate liar for whom the truth never gets in the way of a self-aggrandising yarn. Don’t take my word for it, take the words of the judge in her divorce whose damning conclusions were effectively that she’s a greedy, ghastly creature prone to ‘make-belief’. He also said there was no actual evidence to support her much-vaunted claim to donate most of her earnings to charity.
    I believe Heather married Paul McCartney for his fame, money and to further her own career. The same Paul McCartney she now so gleefully trashes.
    If it wasn’t for those reasons, then she wouldn’t have taken his millions (She was awarded $25,000 for every single day she was with Paul, the marital equivalent of winning the Lottery), or continue speaking about him on TV.
    Instead, she’d live off the proceeds of the staggering global success she claims to now enjoy, and the fame of the world’s youth mobbing her in the streets.
    Only we all know both those claims are utter nonsense.
    Paul has since remarried for a third time, to a delightful American lady called Nancy Shevell.
    By chance, two years ago, I shared a British Airways special services VIP car with her at Heathrow Airport.
    It was just the two of us, sitting in the back and we exchanged very cordial conversation without ever mentioning the elephant in the room.


    The current Mrs. McCartney, the delightful Nancy Shevell, is the anti-Heather. Seen here between Paul and Stella's husband at Stella's show this month, she is beyond loathe to ever use her husband's name

    (‘Hey! I’m the schmuck who put Paul together with Heather!’ didn’t seem like a very wise opening gambit).
    When we arrived at the immigration desk, Nancy was grilled for ten minutes by a stern-faced UK officer.
    Their exchange grew increasingly comical.
    ‘Why are you travelling alone?’
    ‘My husband had to stay behind and work in Los Angeles.’
    ‘What does he do?’
    ‘He’s a musician.’
    ‘So what kind of work has compelled him to stay in America?’
    ‘It’s a charity event.’
    ‘Is he a good musician?’
    ‘Yes, I think so.’
    And so the interrogation went on.
    But Nancy never once played the ‘I’m married to a Beatle’ card, nor even used his name.
    She just patiently answered all the questions until she was allowed to proceed.
    I walked up to the same officer afterwards and said:
    ‘That lady’s husband is Paul McCartney.’
    The officer turned bright red and began hyper-ventilating.
    You don’t see Nancy giving TV interviews or using Paul to further her career.
    She didn’t marry him for his money, she’s very wealthy in her own right.
    Nor does she seem to have to slightest interest in basking in the residual glory of his fame.
    She just loves him for who he is, and that’s why Paul looks so happy these days.
    All of which is clearly driving Heather up the wall.
    But the more she attacks a living legend, the more ridiculous she looks.
    You need Help, my little monster, just Let It Be.


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