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    Cool Kleptoskank Lindsay Lohan part deux

    Lindsay Lohan And Her Brother Michael Got Slapped With A Restraining Order

    February 26, 2015 / Posted by: Allison


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    BREAKING: For the first time in what seems like an eternity, a judge has actuallysort-of punished Lindsay Lohan for something shady. The NY Daily News says that a Manhattan judge took a legal swipe at the Apricot Ashtray and her little brother Michael Lohan Jr. on behalf of their former business partner Fima Potik. In case you have trouble keeping Lindsay Lohanís current legal problems straight, this is the one about LiLo and her brother getting sued by their former business partner for ripping off a fashion app and marketing it as their own. So basically, stealing (aka the Lohan grift of choice).
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    On Wednesday, the judge ruled that LiLo, her brother, and their business partner (who isnít actually just a wine-drunk Dina wearing a top hat and calling herself Mrs. Mister Monopoly, but a dude named Christopher Roth) had to pump the brakes on their app company, Vigme, and hit them with a temporary restraining order to make sure they actually do it, since we all know a Lohanís word is about as good as a week-old donut.
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    In turn, the judge said that Potik must compensate LiLo, Mikey Jr., and Christopher Roth against any possible losses by putting up a cash bond of $100,000 within five days. That sound you just heard was a ball of coagulated self-tanner hitting the floor after LiLo heard the words ďcashĒ and ď$100,000″ and shit herself. Additionally, both parties still have to give sworn depositions.
    What do you think?

    Just to recap, Lindsay Lohan currently has three messy piles of legal dog poo festering on the Wee Wee Pad of her life. Thereís this app drama, that community service drama, and the defamation lawsuit her and her mother threw at FOX News. I donít know if Dick Wolf is interested in doing another Law & Order spin-off, but thereís definitely enough material for Law & Order: Freckled Court-Clogging Grifters.

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    the Apricot Ashtray LOLOLOLOLOL
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    I love that name for her. It's quite fitting.

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    I also loved, "aka the Lohan grift of choice."
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    From this point onward she should only be referred to as "The Apricot Ashtray".

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    It's like her twenties are coming back to haunt her in her thirties. Oh wait ....
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    This, this is what is probably bringing in escort money? Dang. Lindsay on vacation in Mykonos.





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    Apricot ashtray it is...branded,tagged and forever know as.
    P.s lol at her carrying two drinks around at once..Must be a social lubricant for her to perform for all them rich,old and ugly Holiday funder Johnny's.

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    I can't imagine her bringing in top dollar fees. I just can't. Who is paying for that when for a drink and cigarette they could probably get it for free.

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    So sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    So sad.
    That literally made me LOL.

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    OMFG, that weird bloat. When supported the boobs look decent but damn that shit is just so many kinds of wrong.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Is that an actual bathing suit she's wearing???? What IS that??

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    Are we meant not to notice the bruise on her thigh?
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