Sea Shepherd's "Captain" Paul Watson Gets Married

[A*O]

The dirty old fraud has married his lissom young Russian granddaughter, er, bride in Paris. Enjoy it while you can Paul, you're punching WAY above your weight and she'll soon get bored with tofu.

[llamamama]

With the way she's leaning back into him and the way her fingers are interlocking his, she just might like him.

[A*O]

Or he is pulling her shoulder into his while she is trying to prize his creepy wandering hand off her skinny hip. I wonder if they spent their honeymoon bouncing around the freezing southern ocean in a trawler full of hippies trying to ram fishing boats, or did they go for a private beach in the Maldives paid for by Sea Shepherd donations.