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    Gwyneth Paltrow waxes lyrical about steam cleaning her private parts in GOOP postÂ* | Daily Mail Online

    'It's the golden ticket': Now Gwyneth Paltrow waxes lyrical about steam cleaning her private parts in new GOOP post
    By Heidi Parker for MailOnline
    Published: 10:08 EST, 29 January 2015 | Updated: 13:49 EST, 29 January 2015

    When she first started writing on her GOOP blog, she stuck to the subjects of healthy recipes and chic handbags.
    But on Wednesday Gwyneth Paltrow went off course to focus on spas for private female parts. The 42-year-old actress recommended a vaginal spa in Santa Monica where women have their vagina steamed.
    This isn't the first time the mother of two has talked about her private parts. In 2013 she said she 'rocked a '70s vibe' with her pubic hair.



    Talking her lady parts again: Gwyneth Paltrow, pictured on January 21 at the Hollywood premiere of Mortdecai, wrote about having her vagina steamed in a recent GOOP post


    'Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies,' the Mortdecai actress tamely began her post.
    'So, if you want to lay down in a Himalayan salt brick tiled sauna, or sit in a Hwangto clay room, you get the added benefit of far infrared heat. And, in addition to the sauna rooms, there’s a long menu of massages and kick-a** body scrubs to complement the sauna time.'
    The blonde got more specific four sentences down when she added, 'We’re burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.'


    Where she gets her work done: The 42-year-old actress recommended the Tikkun Spa in Santa Monica


    She gave this place a thumbs up: 'Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies,' the Iron Man actress tamely began her post


    She had a lot to say about this place: Paltrow wrote, 'f you want to lay down in a Himalayan salt brick tiled sauna, or sit in a Hwangto clay room, you get the added benefit of far infrared heat. And, in addition to the sauna rooms, there’s a long menu of massages and kick-a** body scrubs to complement the sauna time'


    The street where Tikkun is located: The blonde got more specific four sentences down when she added, 'We’re burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al'


    The ex of Chris Martin then explained, 'It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels. If you’re in LA, you have to do it. '
    Tikkun Holistic Spa is located in Santa Monica, not far from the Pacific Palisades home the Oscar winner now resides in.
    In 2013 the Shakespeare In Love actress told Ellen DeGeneres that when wearing a sheer dress to the Iron Man 3 premiere she 'went scrambling for a razor' to trim her '70s vibe' pubic hair to make sure nothing would show.





    She talks often about her privates: In 2013 the Oscar winner, pictured here in Mexico in mid January, said that she 'rocked a 70s vibe' with her pubic hair
    Her friend Cameron Diaz then talked about an unnamed friend who does not groom her lady parts.
    Cameron told the graphic story of how she and some friends pinned their pal down and trimmed her pubic hair, suggesting that the person in question just might be Gwyneth.
    ‘I have a girlfriend who is obsessed with having a 70s bush,’ Cameron divulged in the interview. ‘I mean she is obsessed with it. And when she takes a bath it literally sways like seaweed. I swear.
    ‘All of my girlfriends were like, “Would you please please please just trim it, please, I can't take it anymore.” And now her husband's in on it, he's like “Really, seriously, I can't take it.”’


    She joked that the fact her friend’s husband puts up with the 'bush' is proof of 'how much he loves her.'
    After Gwyneth's vaginal steam post, Dr. Jen Gunter, a board certified OB/GYN and expert in vulvovaginal disorders, wrote about the services at Tikkun on her website.
    'Steam is probably not good for your vagina. Herbal steam is no better and quite possibly worse,' she said.
    'Mugwort or wormwood or whatever when steamed, either vaginally or on the vulva, can't possibly balance any reproductive hormones, regulate your menstrual cycle, treat depression, or cure infertility.'


    Her new film: The blonde beauty is currently starring in Mortdecai with Johnny Depp and Ewan McGregor


    Gunter then cautioned that the Iron Man star's advice about cleansing the uterus is not a good idea.
    'Steam isn't going to get into your uterus from your vagina unless you are using an attachment with some kind of pressure and MOST DEFINITELY NEVER EVER DO THAT,' the doctor warned.
    Paltrow has just come off promoting her film Mortdecai with Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor and Olivia Munn. The comedy had an impressive opening weekend in the US, bringing in just over $4m.

    Gwyneth Paltrow waxes lyrical about steam cleaning her private parts in GOOP postÂ* | Daily Mail Online






    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...upling-2015291

    Blythe Danner, Gwyneth Paltrow's Mom, Doesn't Understand Conscious Uncoupling
    Celebrity News Jan. 29, 2015 AT 1:30PM
    By Rachel McRady

    Gwyneth Paltrow's mother Blythe Danner didn't understand her concept of "conscious uncoupling."
    Credit: Bruce Glikas/FilmMagic

    Get with it, Mom! Gwyneth Paltrow infamously called her split from husband Chris Martin “conscious uncoupling,” explaining the concept back in March 2014. Now 10 months later, her actress mother Blythe Danner still doesn’t understand the idea.

    PHOTOS: Gwyneth Paltrow's most obnoxious quotes

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    questioned the veteran stage and screen actress about her daughter’s announcement at the VIP dinner for her Sundance film I’ll See You in My Dreams earlier this week.

    PHOTOS: Chris and Gwyneth's marriage


    Danner, 71, began, “People make fun of this, um, what do they call it? What is that thing that they’ve been doing? Separating, but being?”

    When reminded by Page Six that the phrase was “conscious uncoupling,” she argued it was just called “conscious.”


    Eventually she stopped trying to defend the concept, and focused on Paltrow, 42, and her former son-in-law Martin, 37.

    “They are so smart … both incredibly brilliant,” she said of the very amicable exes, who share kids Apple, 10, and Moses, 8. “They’re making it work, they’re great friends and the kids are in wonderful shape. So I have to take my hat off to both of them.”


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    Blythe is just too well-mannered to say she wants to tell her daughter to quit it with this silly/stupid shit.

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    I swear this bitch...smh.rme. Just knock her off the planet already. Let her be the first steamed vagina to the moon.
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    After Gwyneth's vaginal steam post, Dr. Jen Gunter, a board certified OB/GYN and expert in vulvovaginal disorders, wrote about the services at Tikkun on her website.
    'Steam is probably not good for your vagina. Herbal steam is no better and quite possibly worse,' she said.

    'Mugwort or wormwood or whatever when steamed, either vaginally or on the vulva, can't possibly balance any reproductive hormones, regulate your menstrual cycle, treat depression, or cure infertility.'

    Gunter then cautioned that the Iron Man star's advice about cleansing the uterus is not a good idea.

    'Steam isn't going to get into your uterus from your vagina unless you are using an attachment with some kind of pressure and MOST DEFINITELY NEVER EVER DO THAT,' the doctor warned.


    Ahhh the voice of reason. I was thinking the same thing, how the hell does this "procedure" steam clean your uterus?

    I'm also wondering how much the spa charges for this. Whoever thought of it must be laughing all the way to the bank. Oh and Mugwort? Sounds like an STD to me.

    I guess us peasants who can't afford this miracle cure will just have to rent a Rug Doctor steam cleaner from the local Ace Hardware store?
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    Stick some mung beans up there and kill two birds.
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    i want to know why this pinhead thinks steam would affect hormone balance. that was the funniest thing i've read today.
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    Not to brag, Gwynnie, but mine is self-cleaning.
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    She is actually going insane.
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    I feel sorry for Blythe-she's cooler and prettier than her daughter and clearly at a loss to explain her crazy behavior.
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    Oh my god, it's a real thing.
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    I can't believe I just read that. Steam cleaning a uterus.

    Is this really a thing? I've never heard such shit before. People do this in southern California? Honest Abe?

    Anybody here know somebody who has done this? I want at least a second hand review.

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    Er, does she realize the uterus doesn't produce hormones? This is so creepy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
    Not to brag, Gwynnie, but mine is self-cleaning.
    Touché! That was my first thought when I heard this story too - "dude, you know it's self-cleaning? You fucking moron"

    ‘I have a girlfriend who is obsessed with having a 70s bush,’ Cameron divulged in the interview. ‘I mean she is obsessed with it. And when she takes a bath it literally sways like seaweed. I swear.
    All of my girlfriends were like, “Would you please please please just trim it, please, I can't take it anymore.” And now her husband's in on it, he's like “Really, seriously, I can't take it.”’


    She joked that the fact her friend’s husband puts up with the 'bush' is proof of 'how much he loves her.'
    OK, this is the one time I will ever defend Gwyneth the tit.

    WHEN IN THE FUCKING FUCK DID IT BECOME WEIRD TO BE NATURAL?

    I don't really give a rat's arse if people individually want to wax, trim, shave or grow out their OWN pubes, but you don't get to tell other people what to do with theirs. When in the fuck did it become the norm to sexualise and fetishise pre-pubescent genitalia styles and lay claim that everyone with pubic hair is dirty????

    And OMG, it was proof of how much Chris Martin loved her that he "put up with" Gwen's 70s bush.... WHAT??? OK:
    a) we have clear evidence of his cheating as to how much he didn't actually love her, but in any event
    b) WHAT THE FUCK MAKES HIS OPINION ON WHAT MAKES HER COMFORTABLE MORE IMPORTANT????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassiness View Post
    OK, this is the one time I will ever defend Gwyneth the tit.

    WHEN IN THE FUCKING FUCK DID IT BECOME WEIRD TO BE NATURAL?

    I don't really give a rat's arse if people individually want to wax, trim, shave or grow out their OWN pubes, but you don't get to tell other people what to do with theirs. When in the fuck did it become the norm to sexualise and fetishise pre-pubescent genitalia styles and lay claim that everyone with pubic hair is dirty????

    And OMG, it was proof of how much Chris Martin loved her that he "put up with" Gwen's 70s bush.... WHAT??? OK:
    a) we have clear evidence of his cheating as to how much he didn't actually love her, but in any event
    b) WHAT THE FUCK MAKES HIS OPINION ON WHAT MAKES HER COMFORTABLE MORE IMPORTANT????
    I totally agree with you. To me, natural is great. What the woman wants to do with that area is, by definition, great because it reflects her personality and her own choice.

    Also, I seriously don't know what the hell has happened to guys in the last 15 years or so where they feel entitled to say that they won't go down on a woman who until she "grooms properly", whatever the hell that is. That is some seriously metrosexual, unmanly bullshit.

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