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    Zooey Deschanel Is Pregnant, Expecting First Child With Boyfriend Jacob Pechenik

    Zooey Deschanel is pregnant and expecting her first child with boyfriend Jacob Pechenik, her rep confirms to Us Weekly; By sheer coincidence, the New Girl star's older sister Emily Deschanel is also pregnant with her second child.

    Double Deschanel babies! Zooey Deschanel is pregnant and expecting her first child with her boyfriend Jacob Pechenik, her rep confirms to Us Weekly.

    The quirky New Girl actress, 34, and the producer, 42, are eagerly anticipating the arrival of their little one this summer.

    Us confirmed that the two were dating last August, after Deschanel split from her boyfriend of two years, screenwriter Jamie Linden. Later that month, Deschanel and Pechenik made their red carpet debut together at the 2014 Emmys at the Nokia Theatre in L.A. (Deschanel was previously married to Death Cab for Cutie lead vocalist Ben Gibbard, whom she divorced in 2012.)

    Deschanel's pregnancy overlaps with that of her famous big sister Emily Deschanel, who is currently expecting her second baby with David Hornsby. Luckily, Zooey will receive great advice from her sibling, who told Us Weekly she was handling her pregnancy like a health nut.

    "I work with a nutritionist to make sure I have the protein that I need," Emily told Us last month at a Bones party, adding that her pregnancy craving was lemonade.

    "It's so weird," she added. "I just get thirsty. You have to drink more water and I can only drink so much water. I used to drink a ton of [fluids] and now I've hit my limit so I think of a variety. Once I get thirsty, I'll want lemonade or a sparkling water. Maybe it is citrus fruits!"

    Both sisters' tots will join Emily's 3-year-old son Henry, who was born in September 2011.

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    She works fast.

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    That was my first thought.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    I imagine her baby will be less cutesy and more tolerable than her.
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    Zooey Deschanel Gives Birth: New Girl Star Welcomes First Child With Jacob Pechenik — Plus, Secretly Weds!

    Zooey Deschanel and Jacob Pechenik have welcomed their first child -- and secretly married!

    New Girl's new baby! It's a girl for actress Zooey Deschanel, Us Weekly can confirm. "I am thrilled to confirm that Zooey Deschanel and her husband, Jacob Pechenik, are new parents to a beautiful healthy baby girl," the actress' rep tells Us in a statement, confirming that Deschanel also secretly wed Pechenik. According to court records, the pair wed on June 21 in Texas.

    Their baby girl is the first child for Deschanel, 35, and her producer love, 42, who announced their pregnancy in January. The couple chose to keep their baby's gender a secret while expecting. "It's more fun," Deschanel said. "Make it into a game!"

    One thing Deschanel was certain on was her disdain for her pregnancy diet. "You can't have sushi. You can't have cheese that tastes good," she explained during a Jimmy Kimmel appearance this spring. "You can have a little bit [of coffee], but I would have, like, four cups a day. And now I can have a half cup, which is a joke! It's a total joke!"

    The first-time mom will no doubt get her share of parenting advice from sister Emily, who has two sons, but Deschanel's New Girl costar Max Greenfield doesn't think she'll need it.

    "“[She'll make a] fantastic mom," Greenfield told Us. "She takes care of the whole show, so I don’t think she’ll have a problem with the kid."

    Read more: Zooey Deschanel Gives Birth, Secretly Weds Jacob Pechenik - Us Weekly
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    Zooey Deschanel Gave Her Baby A Very Zooey Deschanel Name

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    Ukelette Doily, Sassafras Anjou, Winnifred Clementine and Dew Drop Paper Rose are just a few of the names I guessed Etsy yarn doll Zooey Deschanel would name the bundle of baby she gave birth to in Austin, TX a few months ago. Sadly, Zooey and her hipster husband Jacob Pechenik didn’t go with any of those names, but they gave their baby daughter a name that puts the twee in twee. These two are otter their minds (the gong is in the shop so you can’t GONG me this time), because they named their daughter the adorkable name of Elsie Otter. Elsie. Otter.
    What do you think?


    Zooey was on Today this morning promoting that Rock the Kasbah movie and she explained why she and Jacob gave their daughter the name of a lost Beatrix Potter character:
    What do you think?


    “We just really liked the name Elsie, and then we both love otters because they’re so sweet and also smart. They use tools, they keep their favorite tools, they hold hands while they sleep, there are so many amazing things about otters. They’re wonderful animals.”
    What do you think?

    They named their child Elsie Otter, because they love otters and they love otters because otters use tools? Did the fumes from the glue Zooey uses to make tiny wooden cupcakes for the kitchen in her dollhouse mess up her brains? I mean, I love cake, marijuana and peen, but I would never name my kid Pillsbury Weed Dick. Okay, maybe I would.
    What do you think?


    But seriously, Elsie Otter isn’t that bad at all. It could’ve been a whole lot worse. And Elsie Otter sounds like the name of Strawberry Short Kook and Poncho Punch’s baby, and that’s a good thing, because Otter Pops are a gift from the lord.
    What do you think?


    Elsie Otter doesn’t even have to worry about getting made fun of for her name at school. Because I’m sure Zooey and Jacob will send her to a magical school inside of the biggest tree trunk in the brightest part of the forest where her teacher’s name will be Mrs. Owl and her classmate’s names will be Stewey Squirrel, Atticus Hedgehog and Talullah Rabbit. Or Zooey will send Elsie Otter to the Los Feliz Daycare. Either way, Elise Otter will be fine!


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    This kids name made me wanna punch babies.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    Suddenly Pilot Inspector makes alot more Sense.

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    I kind of like that she's an Animal House fan.
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    "El sea otter," get it? Yes, I read elsewhere that that's how they hit upon the name.
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    What a colossal bellend
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoNoRehab View Post
    "El sea otter," get it? Yes, I read elsewhere that that's how they hit upon the name.
    Shouldn't it have been "Lanutria", then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I kind of like that she's an Animal House fan.
    That's the first thing I thought of.




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    Ferret would have been better.

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    Elsie isn't too bad. But Otter? Poor kid.

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