Kid Rock ordered to produce dildo in ICP sexual harassment lawsuit

**twitchy2.0** · July 23rd, 2014, 07:58 AM

Kid Rock ordered to produce dildo in ICP sexual harassment lawsuit

July 21, 2014
By Lee DeVito

File under “WTF” — attorneys representing former Psychopathic Records publicist Andrea Pellegrini announced Monday that they have subpoenaed Kid Rock to produce a glass dildo as part of Pellegrini’s sexual harassment lawsuit against the Insane Clown Posse’s record label.

Pellegrini claims the glass dildo was given to her by Psychopathic Records employee “Dirty Dan” Diamond as part of a larger culture of constant harassment in which she was called “bitch,” made the target of explicit sexual advances by Diamond and other co-workers, asked to procure automatic weapons for a photo shoot, and even encouraged to “deceive government investigators from the US Department of Labor.”

On Friday, Diamond admitted under oath that he told Pellegrini that he had “a fat cock” and that he would “fuck the shit out of her.” The dildo, though, was “a work of art,” according to Diamond, and should not be considered sexual harassment.

Why is Kid Rock involved? Diamond says when Pellegrini declined his dildo, he gave it to Kid Rock instead (presumably as a “work of art” and not a sexual advance). So now, according to court orders, Rock has 14 days to produce the glass dildo so the court can better determine if it is art or, well, a dildo.

We will keep you updated on the whereabouts of Kid Rock’s dildo as details become available.

Artist rendering of what Kid Rock producing the glass dildo might look like.

Source: Kid Rock ordered to produce dildo in ICP sexual harassment lawsuit - Metro Times Blogs | Metro Times Blogs

**louiswinthorpe111** · July 23rd, 2014, 08:06 AM

I can chalk that up as the craziest shit I have read this week.

**JadeStar70** · July 23rd, 2014, 08:07 AM

Jesus. Is Kid Rock an owner or part of Psychopathic Records? Or is he just a friend of this "Dirty Dan" Diamond? And how is Insane Clown Posse’s record label connected to Psychopathic Records?

**sluce** · July 23rd, 2014, 09:17 AM

That is a work of art. Don't we all have purple glass dildos on display in our living rooms?

**witchcurlgirl** · July 23rd, 2014, 09:19 AM

we have 4, they're the legs of the coffee table.

**sluce** · July 23rd, 2014, 10:13 AM

I love how your coffee table holds your book collection too.

**Air Quotes** · July 23rd, 2014, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

we have 4, they're the legs of the coffee table.

I can hear the smugness.

**MohandasKGanja** · July 23rd, 2014, 11:47 AM

We have about 110 of them. We hang them as decorative icicles outside our house during the winter holiday season.

**BrickHouse** · July 23rd, 2014, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

We have about 110 of them. We hang them as decorative icicles outside our house during the winter holiday season.

Oooooo, sparkly dildo wonderland! *heads to Pinterest*

**witchcurlgirl** · July 23rd, 2014, 12:23 PM

now that truly says happy holidays!

**gas_chick** · July 23rd, 2014, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

we have 4, they're the legs of the coffee table.

And you wonder why it is always getting knocked over during parties.

**Kittylady** · July 23rd, 2014, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by sluce

That is a work of art. Don't we all have purple glass dildos on display in our living rooms?

It isn't in our living room but we have a clear plastic medical demo cock with a hole that the Bloke drilled into the top so we could use it for incense sticks. We have to remember to put it in a cupboard when the MIL is due as, nice as she is, we don't think she's appreciate our sense of humour.