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    Default Candy Spelling complains about 'bionic lover' with penis implant in new tell-all book



    Soon after the death of her husband, Candy Spelling began dating a man named Larry with a very special 'bionic' feature.


    The widow of TV mogul Aaron Spelling reveals in her new memoir Candy At Last that she suffered exhaustion due to her lover's penile implant.


    The 68-year-old eventually had to dump Larry after becoming sleep deprived from their nocturnal marathons, which often lasted 'five or six hours'.


    Candy explains in the memoir: 'My bionic man could go on for five or six hours, and there is no woman, middle-aged or otherwise, who wants to have sex for that long.'


    'It was like running a marathon,' she added, admitting that she had to break up with her bionic lover because she couldn't continue to endure 'those six-hour romps anymore.'


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    Here. I'll share.

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    According to Tori, Candy was dating this guy while Aaron was sick and dying of cancer

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    FML. I hate that my phone only shows the truncated thread titles. I can't unknow this now.
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    Excuse me while I whip this out.

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    Good god, no! The visuals!

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    Way to trump Tori. Well played candy.
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    Ok, then.
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    Bitch. Now men are on hold with their Drs office trying to find out how they can get a bionic penis.
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    What woman wants to go for hours anyway? What does that prove? Obviously the guy wasnt able to come and just kept plodding on with his medically assisted wang hoping for the best. All it means to women is boredom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheray View Post
    What woman wants to go for hours anyway? What does that prove? Obviously the guy wasnt able to come and just kept plodding on with his medically assisted wang hoping for the best. All it means to women is boredom.
    And cystitis.
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    Yeah, feeling like he's drilling for oil is not sexy. Having a nap and then going back for another bout is a different matter though.
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    Over sharing seems to run in the family.
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