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    Canary Yellow’s glue-sniffing hooker-looking country cousin Miley Cyrus is currently terrorizing London (cut to Baby Prince George giving “Ugh WHY?” face). On Friday night she performed a surprise show at Heaven’s G-A-Y and because Miley isn’t Miley unless she’s putting something gross in her mouth, she licked an giant inflatable penis that was floating around in the audience. And this possum-brained trick wonders why she’s always laid up in the hospital with 50-CCs of penicillin pumping directly into her bloodstream.
    She also dedicated her show in honor of her friends’s 23rd birthday by letting this gem escape from her freon-filled thoughts:


    “He’s straight but I said that for years too, and finally it gets easier. You know, everyone’s a little bit gay. Some of us just a little bit more than others. You know, it’s the truth. Everyone’s gay. All it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn’t work, sprinkle something in their drink. That’s what I always do.”

    For those of you concerned Miley is advocating the use of roofies to turn someone gay, I don’t think that’s the “something” she’s alluding to. First off, Miley would never waste drugs on someone else, no matter what kind they are. Roofies, Viagra, Celebrex; a pill is a potential party and it’s going in her mouth. The only “something” she’s sprinkling in their drink is a mouthful of dried flakes that fall off her diseased tongue when she talks. I don’t know how that’s supposed to turn someone gay; maybe they’re hoping that a sip on Miley’s cooch will hold the antidote to the mouth disease they just drank?

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    Michael K tries too hard.

    Miley is vile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Michael K tries too hard.

    Miley is vile.
    This pretty much sums up anything and everything that can be said here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Michael K tries too hard.

    Miley is vile.
    Allison wrote that post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    Allison wrote that post.

    it was hard to tell, as she didn't go into her usual stories of years gone by.

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    Well shocker. Ground breaking news. Everyone is bisexual with a greater or lesser preference for one way or the other. And Miley is a twat.

    Nothing new here.
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    I find it annoying when people say stuff like 'everyone is a bit gay'. No, no they're not.

    But I agree, Miley is totally vile.
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    Miley must have just heard about the Kinsey scale.
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    “He’s straight but I said that for years too, and finally it gets easier.
    Not sure I understand what this means.
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    ^ I took it to mean that she lied about being straight, and she's implying her friend did too.

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    So she's gay? As in the generally understood sense? Or is she just saying in a convoluted way that she'll fuck anything/anybody? I'm being sincere.
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    So she's gay? As in the generally understood sense? Or is she just saying in a convoluted way that she'll fuck anything/anybody? I'm being sincere.
    No, she's not saying she's gay...She's just trying to say that she really needs people to pay attention to her right now.
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    Ok, that makes sense
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    ^ Haha!
    But seriously, I think she means she's bisexual.

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    Yawn. I remember when all the girls in my social circle started saying this in high school. At the time it seemed to be an excuse to make out with their girlfriends in front of their boyfriends to excite them. The real lesbians/bisexuals/gay men came out later and didn't much care about turning on people other than their partners. So yeah, when I hear people who routinely get on stage and put their tongues all over whoever say this, I'm thinking more 'exhibitionist' than bisexual, but who knows (or cares, really)
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