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    Default Jon Hamm Calls Justin Bieber A Shithead

    I’ll give you a moment to clean up whatever mess your downstairs parts made after they exploded from reading that sentence (if your reaction was anything like mine, you’re going to need a ShamWow).

    Heaven’s Handsomest Earth Angel Jon Hamm just shot up to the No.1 position on my list of complete strangers I would donate a kidney to (there was a vacancy due to Bruce Jenner’s recent demotion) after speaking candidly and beautifully about the skid mark in Canada’s underwear, Justin Bieber, during an interview for the May issue of Men’s Fitness:


    “Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the fuck, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame. [He should have] a mom or a dad or a really good friend who can say, ‘Hey, shithead!’ You see people in the world and you’re like, ‘Do you know how a washing machine works? Do you know how to wash a dish? Life skills are something we’re missing… just shit you needed to learn in life. There used to be a class that kids had to take in high school called home economics, which was cooking and sewing and just shit you needed to learn in life.”

    I’m going to need another ShamWow, but this time it’s to mop up the tears of pure joy leaking from my eyes. Damn, Jon Hamm knows how to call a bitch OUT. I actually feel a bit bad for Justin Bieber (ew Allison, no) because it’s going to take weeks to recover from getting violently dry fucked by Jon Hamm’s truth. But also, to answer Jon Hamm’s question: No, he doesn’t have a mom or a dad. He’s the result of someone accidentally dropping a bottle of Summer’s Eve into a machine at theHasbro factory.
    And I need to send Jon Hamm a muffin basket, because “I bet you don’t even know how a washing machine works” is my new favourite insult.


    Beautiful Truth-Teller Jon Hamm Calls Justin Bieber A Shithead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    I’ll give you a moment to clean up whatever mess your downstairs parts made after they exploded from reading that sentence (if your reaction was anything like mine, you’re going to need a ShamWow).
    BWAHAHAHA! It's funny because it's true.
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    I would teach Bieber how to use a washing machine just for Jon Hamm.
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    I have no idea who Jon Hamm is but he's spot on about Bieber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    I have no idea who Jon Hamm is but he's spot on about Bieber.
    Oh...

    Oh my. Well let me introduce you.

    "Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."

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    Yeah... I'd teach Bieber to iron too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    I have no idea who Jon Hamm is but he's spot on about Bieber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manningmsj View Post
    I would teach Bieber how to use a washing machine just for Jon Hamm.
    i'd shove Beibers ass in a washing machine just for Jon Hamm.
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    He's totally right on.

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    I concur, Mr. Hamm....

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    i'd shove Beibers ass in a washing machine just for Jon Hamm.
    Hell, I would do that for free. But giving up hours (and I imagine it would take hours) of my life actually speaking to that little shitbucket is a task I would only take on for Don Draper. But I'd expect a proper thank you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombshell View Post
    Oh...

    Oh my. Well let me introduce you.

    I'll make an introduction also....


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    LMAO, Flygirl, I KNEW someone would post it. There is whole website dedicated to that hog.

    And someone here has it as their avi.

    The things I would do to that man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    i'd shove Beibers ass in a washing machine just for Jon Hamm.
    I'd shove his ass in that washer just for the hell of it.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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