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Thread: Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Really Believe In Monogamy

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    It looks like Pastor Cameron Diaz of the Pussylove United Church found a volunteer to fill in for her at the Pussy Outreach Centre for At-Risk Vaginas, because she’s taken a brief hiatus from preaching the word of the good book and give a non-labia-related interview to InStyle magazine. Pastor Cammy reveals that she has started to question the long-held belief that one should worship at the altar of one set of genitals for the rest of our lives:


    “A lot of people chase after it because they’ve been told, ‘This equals happiness.’ They chase it, they get it, and they find out, ‘Why did I think this was going to make me happy? I’m miserable!’ I don’t know if anyone is really naturally monogamous. We all have the same instincts as animals. But we live in a society where it’s been ingrained in us to do these things.”

    I’m sorry, Pastor Cammy, but you lost me the second you compared human monogamy to animal monogamy. Animals are sluts who will hump anything regardless of sex, species, or vital status. I once saw a dog hump on a dead raccoon, and the whole time his eyes were scanning for his next hole (no romance with that one). And of course there are some hump-hungry human sluts out there (The Deaner, for example) but for the most part, I think humans like to settle down with that one special someone who makes their parts tingle, right? I mean, it sure saves on rent.
    And something tells me Pastor Cammy just received an email from Gwyneth Paltrow that said: “Hi Cameron. Do me a favour and go back to talking about vaginas, because I’ve sort of already cornered the market on insufferable quotes about questioning monogamy.”

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    Oh great. Another actress telling us all how we should approach our relationships... Hey Cameron, why don't you go and pull up a seat next to Kirsten Dunst in STFU Corner?
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    Just embrace your inner skank Cam,...don't try to justify it for us.

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    Well she's right.. monogamy isn't natural. It's hard. But people choose to do it and not everyone has been cheated on. Way to try and validate yourself and justify all of the assholes you've dated Cameron.



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    I really can't stand this joker-faced bitch. She and that other hag Jenny MCarthy think they're the experts on all things. CammyJo doesn't believe in monogamy because no one has been faithful to her ugly ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laynes View Post
    Well she's right.. monogamy isn't natural. It's hard. But people choose to do it and not everyone has been cheated on. Way to try and validate yourself and justify all of the assholes you've dated Cameron.
    That's the fucking problem!
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    That's a pretty sad outlook on life and humanity.

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    She's not anti monogamy. She is just against the "one size fits all" philosophy of the monogamy schedule. She believes in the importance of the monogamy program, and she believes that couples have the right to choose one poke per visit. Should a partner with a compromised fidelity system be treated the same as a robust, loyal partner? Shouldn't a family with a history of compromised monogamy, like the Douglas' or the Kennedy's, have a different plan? Diaz concluded her statement by saying that "one size does not fit all, which is why I'm always traveling. For, you know....."
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    ^^^^ I know a lot of guys who could benefit from that 'one poke per visit' advice.
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    I agree with her that Monogamy isn't natural. I think it was an evolutionary necessity to survive (a long time ago). I'm not saying everyone should go out and cheat, and neither is Cameron. I don't even like her, but I agree with her on this. But since every human being doesn't feel like this, the problem is when one partner is committed to the idea of monogamy and the other isn't.

    I read a lot of Dystopian books, and its interesting to me that most of them explore the concept of total monogamy on one extreme and promiscuity on the other, and how neither ends up being the perfect society that satisfies all humans.
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    She would be bored (and cheat) with a faithful guy probably. At least she's honest (sort of).
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