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    Default Joe Francis' Girlfriend Pregnant With Genetically-Modified Twin Girls

    Joe Francis' Girlfriend Pregnant With Genetically-Modified Twin Girls




    In what is one of the creepiest and most disturbing pregnancy announcements of all time, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis and his girlfriend Abbey Wilson said they opted for IVF because they wanted to choose the sex of their babies so that people will finally just fucking get it already that he "loves, respects and admires" females.

    For real.

    "We chose to have girls. I believe people will finally understand my love, respect and admiration for women. I love girls."
    Ugh.

    There was no implication in the couple's statement that Wilson, who is only 26, could not get pregnant naturally. Instead, she said that, along with choosing the sex of their babies, they also decided to go with IVF because "we wanted them to be healthy and free of genetic diseases."

    The couple didn't say when Wilson is due, but there is already speculation that each infant will receive a Girls Gone Wild T-shirt upon arrival.



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    Ew, he's spawning.

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    He is one sick bastard.
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    One of the MANY interesting things I learned from my son's geneticist is this: everyone is a carrier for some sort of genetic disorder. Like my husband and I just happened to be carriers of the gene that causes a Connexin 26 mutation. Not only did we have one kid that actually got that disorder, our other kid is a carrier of the same thing. Now both of them, when they decide to have kids, will have to have their wives/SO/whatever tested, to see if they are a carrier. Autosomal recessive disorders are awesomesauce.
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    I can't wait for these twins in 20 years, they will make Jenna Jameson look like the Virgin Mary.
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    Oh for fuck sake. Those poor babies.
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    In other words, Joe is so infected with STDs so the Drs suggested they let them wash the sperm. :0
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    I can't believe any woman would really want him to be the father of her children, regardless of how attention whorey and desperate for fame she might be.
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    What is wrong with his face?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I can't believe any woman would really want him to be the father of her children, regardless of how attention whorey and desperate for fame she might be.
    can't believe? what about $$$$ ?

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    What is wrong with his face?
    it covers his brain.

    let's see how long this douche lives in a household with twin babies/toddlers ....
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    Now to keep yourself up nights, imagine if he and Kim Novak were close enough in age to have a baby together. I imagine it would wind up looking a little like Robert Z'Dar.
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    I hope the girls meet someone JUST like Daddy on their first spring break trip!
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    I'll admit, I don't know much about IVF, but they can't really tell if an embryo has any genetic diseases, can they? Wouldn't they have to wait long enough for the fetus to develop?

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    ^^^ they can do genetic testing on the parents. or they can do pgd on the embryo. they can test for a whole battery of things like CF, MS, etc. but certainly not everything.
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