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    Default Demi Lovato Blasts "Ignorant F--ks" Over Mean Article About Beau Wilmer Valderrama

    Demi Lovato is tweeting mad at a certain news site that recently published an unflattering article about her boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama!


    The 21-year-old singer shared a tweet yesterday that seems to be in response to a Daily Beast article titled, "Why Women Want Hollywood Lothario Wilmer Valderrama."


    "@thedailybeast such a classy ‘news site' you are," Lovato wrote on Wednesday. "Writing horrible things about people you know NOTHING about. Get a LIFE you ignorant f--ks."


    So what not-so-nice things is Lovato referencing?



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    @thedailybeast such a classy "news site" you are. Writing horrible things about people you know NOTHING about. Get a LIFE you ignorant fucks
    1:06 AM - 10 Apr 2014


    "Wilmer Valderrama's so culturally irrelevant, the commodification of his young girlfriend's body has nudged him and his playboy ways back into the current celebrity conversation," writes the Daily Beast blogger.


    The writer then references the recent leaked bedroom photos of Lovato and Valderrama and suggests that his career could get a boost from the leak. They go on to call Valderrama's career "modest" at best and say he relies on dating beautiful Hollywood stars to stay relevant because his personality is lacking in appeal.


    "Despite his obvious eccentricities and general aura of grossness, Wilmer Valderrama has somehow convinced a bunch of beautiful women to fall in love with him, and he doesn't show signs of stopping any time soon," they write.

    Demi Lovato Blasts Ignorant F--ks Over Mean Article About Beau Wilmer Valderrama | E! Online






    Here's the article-



    Why Women Want Hollywood Lothario Wilmer Valderrama





    Yo Wilmer Valderrama’s so culturally irrelevant, the commodification of his young girlfriend's body has nudged him and his playboy ways back into the current celebrity conversation.

    In the real world, it’s hard for an under-employed 34-year-old who wears Drakkar Noir and rocks a soul patch to cop so much as a Tinder match. So what's going on with Wilmer Valderrama? The former That ‘70s Show star and current Hollywood lothario must be doing something right—in between shooting cult-classics like From Prada to Nada and voicing the cartoon character Manny onHandy Manny, he's managed to date some of the hottest women in the business.


    Just this week, several alleged photos of Wilmer and his current 21-year-old girlfriend, Demi Lovato, found their way on to the World Wide Web. In addition to potentially embarrassing Lovato, these pictures nudged Valderrama and his playboy ways back into the public spotlight. Yo Wilmer Valderrama's so culturally irrelevant, he relies on the commodification of his young girlfriend's body in order to re-enter the current celebrity conversation!

    While we patiently wait for an NSA whistleblower to reveal the identity of the sick individual who leaked these pictures, it's time to finally unpack the appeal of Mr. Valderrama.


    Wilmer skyrocketed to fame along with the rest of the young cast of That ‘70s Show in the early aughts. His hapless, foreign Fez quickly became a fan favorite. From 1998 to 2006, Valderrama's role on the beloved sitcom also granted him access to a bevy of available starlets. His list of rumored romantic partners boasts beautiful ex-bad girls like Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashlee Simpson. It makes sense that these pretty young things would be feelin’ the Fez—but what's behind Valderrama's continued appeal, which seems to have outlasted his onscreen success? Besides releasing the hilariously titled track and music video "The Way I Fiesta" in 2011, Valderrama hasn't done any significant acting work since he hosted MTV's Yo Momma. Which means that for Wilmer Valderrama, hosting an MTV reality competition centered around yo momma jokes constitutes serious work.

    Valderrama's modest career is in direct contrast to his flagrant lack of modesty. Way back in 2006, Valderrama raised (lowered?) the bar for Howard Stern celebrity tell-alls, giving one of the tackiest interviews of all time. In a matter of minutes, he gave a shameless, amped up account of his various Hollywood conquests. He started by insisting that he took ex-girlfriend Mandy Moore's virginity, adding insult to injury by noting, "The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie." Ew? He then went on to give Jennifer Love Hewitt a sex rating of eight on a scale of one to ten (re: ew), and to call Ashlee Simpson "a screamer." He finished this tour de force interview by insisting that Lindsay Lohan was a big fan of waxing, and did not in fact have breast implants. Nothing but class.


    So other than a stunted television career and a big mouth, what does Wilmer Valderrama have going for him? Personality-wise, not so much. Valderrama's current Twitter bio reads "Self discovery is my hobby…Changing the world my daily task." Sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth. To get a fuller read on Valderrama's charm, style, and wit, one need only revisit his episode of MTV Cribs. In this timeless episode, Valderrama ushers the cameraman through his four-bedroom Los Angeles home, which looks like a half way house occupied by That ‘70s Show-obsessed junkies. The living room is inexplicably empty, boasting only a blonde woman lounging on a bare floor mattress. And the jokes just keep on coming!

    Valderrama shows off a china cupboard full of red Solo cups, because he is "funny" and "hip." He describes his bedroom vibe as an "old church," because he somehow thinks that's less tacky than introducing it as "where the magic happens." But the high point of this journey obviously takes place in Wilmer's bathroom, where we learn that the Fez exclusively favors Drakkar Noir, the preferred cologne of Jersey Shore extras and ‘80s Bar Mitzvah motivational dancers. He justifies this controversial predilection by explaining, "Drakkar reminds me of me, and I love me."

    Despite his obvious eccentricities and general aura of grossness, Wilmer Valderrama has somehow convinced a bunch of beautiful women to fall in love with him, and he doesn't show signs of stopping any time soon. It turns out the only explanation might just be the most obvious one. On that same infamous Howard Stern interview, Valderrama proudly proclaimed that he's "been blessed" in the below the belt endowment category. As crass as it may be, we've got to attribute some degree of Valderrama's romantic success to what Gawkerdescribed as his "Venezuelan man-trophy."


    Why Women Want Hollywood Lothario Wilmer Valderrama - The Daily Beast


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    He really does have a aura of grossness. Why anyone would date him is beyond me.
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    He's a bit of a man-whore, isn't he?

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    And he apparently has the password to Lovatos's Twitter account.
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    He seems to have a type. Didn't he date Mandy Moore and Lindsey Lohan before this girl?

    Tween queen singing actresses.

    I think he's ugly.

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    He's still not as bad as Demi, who punched out her backup dancer and does mountains of coke while begging people to feel sorry for her for being bullied as a kid while refusing to meet her father in the hospital before he died of cancer
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    Eh, I won't rag on her for not seeing her dad. He may have been a crappy father, that doesn't change just because you are dying or dead.

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    seriously. people who have no idea of what happens in a family should stfu. not everyone has good parents.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mostroop View Post
    Eh, I won't rag on her for not seeing her dad. He may have been a crappy father, that doesn't change just because you are dying or dead.
    Vouch! If I heard tomorrow that my bio-father was on his deathbed and wanted to see me I wouldn't be beating a path to his side. He's not given two shits about me my entire life so why should I give a shit about him because he's got Catholic heebiejeebies about having to answer for his sins? Not my problem.
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    My dad wasn't a bad person, but he was a shitty father to me. He was a wonderful father to my half-sister, because he stayed in her life from birth until the day he died. He wasn't in my life at all. I had a chance to visit him after he had a heart attack, and I didn't. He died two weeks later. I didn't go to the funeral. i promise, my family on his side sad all kinds of shit about me because he was so wonderful to them. They should stfu because they didn't have him as a father.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    My dad wasn't a bad person, but he was a shitty father to me. He was a wonderful father to my half-sister, because he stayed in her life from birth until the day he died. He wasn't in my life at all. I had a chance to visit him after he had a heart attack, and I didn't. He died two weeks later. I didn't go to the funeral. i promise, my family on his side sad all kinds of shit about me because he was so wonderful to them. They should stfu because they didn't have him as a father.
    Hugs Kris! I don't know if any of you remember it (I'm pretty sure i asked for advice about it on here) but a few years ago I was stopped by a stranger who turned out to be married to one of my half sisters. I didn't know this guy from Adam but he still proceeded to give me chapter and verse about how sad my father was that he didn't have a relationship with me, blah, blah, blah, and tried to almost shame me into making contact! I was open mouthed with shock! Apparently I was a bad daughter who had been poisoned against my father by my mother, not someone who was effectively abandoned almost from birth so he could play happy families with his new wife and who's name the fuckwit couldn't even get right when we met in a chance encounter when I was ten...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Hugs Kris! I don't know if any of you remember it (I'm pretty sure i asked for advice about it on here) but a few years ago I was stopped by a stranger who turned out to be married to one of my half sisters. I didn't know this guy from Adam but he still proceeded to give me chapter and verse about how sad my father was that he didn't have a relationship with me, blah, blah, blah, and tried to almost shame me into making contact! I was open mouthed with shock! Apparently I was a bad daughter who had been poisoned against my father by my mother, not someone who was effectively abandoned almost from birth so he could play happy families with his new wife and who's name the fuckwit couldn't even get right when we met in a chance encounter when I was ten...
    Sounds so familiar. My dad's entire family does this anytime I'm around. Fuck them.
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    At my dad's funeral, one of his brothers was singing his praises, I guess trying to make me understand what a great man he was.
    I finally looked at him & told him that I had no idea what sort of brother he was, but let me tell you what kind of father & husband he was, and I proceeded to do so. That finally shut him up, and he walked away. One of his sisters said something about not speaking poorly of the dead, and I said then the dead better have lived a better life, his history didn't change just because he died.

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    But you still went.
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    I did, more for my brother, and to get to know some of my father's family.
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