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    Default Mama June Sees a Hypnotherapist for Her Fear of Mayonnaise

    Mama June tackles her debilitating fear of mayonnaise in tonight's episode of TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.


    The 33-year-old mother-of-four seeks the help of Georgia-based hypnotherapist Alana Jackson in a bid to overcome her phobia of the egg-based condiment.


    She reveals that she became averse to the white stuff when she was growing up and her babysitter would spread it on sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and dinner and even coat it on snacks.


    Zoning out: Mama June tackles her debilitating fear of mayonnaise in tonight's episode of TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo



    June says today, even looking at a closed jar of mayonnaise repulses her.


    However, in some instances she will eat the sauce when it's mixed with other ingredients.

    But she notes: 'I mean I don't eat certain people's potato salad because it's got too much mayonnaise in it. I can't stand it.'



    Ms Jackson tries her best to get June to sit back and relax, but the reality star struggles to keep still.



    No mayonnaise for me please! The reality star grimaces when the condiment is mentioned

    She also seems rather skeptical about the whole hypnotherapy process.


    'I mean if this hypnotherapist tries to bring out a shrunken head, I mean, if she tries to put [a] spell on me, I'm outta here,' she tells viewers before her one-on-one therapy session.


    June first spoke about her fear of mayonnaise in the Holladay Special of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which aired this January.

    'If I watch somebody make it, I can't [eat] it,' she exclaimed. 'I can't talk about it, this is making my flesh crawl!'


    Her four daughters decided to take action and try and help her by telling her how ridiculous she was being.


    Jessica, 16, said: 'I think it's stupid that you're scared of mayonnaise, Mama, I mean seriously, it's mayonnaise, it's white and it's mayonnaise. C'mon, that's like ketchup but it's just white.'



    With the family discussion ending in failure, seven-year-old Alana, Jessica and eldest sister Anna, 17, decided to make June confront her nightmare and presented her with a large bowl of mayonnaise.


    Freaking out: June first spoke about her fear of mayonnaise in the Holladay Special of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which aired this January



    As the girls goaded their mother with exclamations of, 'Look, it's so yummy!' and 'It jiggles, it's pretty!' June got increasingly distressed.


    'My anxiety levels is up like beyond out the roof,' she said. 'My throat feels like its gonna close up . . . Y'all gotta get that outta there, c'mon now . . . I'm gonna go into full panic ******* attack . . . Y'all gotta get it outta here FOR REAL!'


    She failed to find much sympathy from Alana, who recalled afterwards: 'Mama was turning white, just like mayonnaise.'


    June decided to turn to hypnotherapy as a last resort, with the results revealed in tonight's installment of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.


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    I don't think she should overcome this. Saves her maybe another 30 pounds a year.
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    oh jeebus, what a crock. Hub detests Mayo, we just don't buy it.
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    I could bathe in mayo!! I love it.
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    It MUST be Hellmans.
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    Could the hypnotherapist create a fear of butter and fried foods while she's at it?

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    I don't think this chick has ever passed a mayo jar she feared.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flygirl View Post
    Could the hypnotherapist create a fear of butter and fried foods while she's at it?
    That's what I need. I love butter and fried foods. I'm probably the size of her thigh though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I don't think she should overcome this. Saves her maybe another 30 pounds a year.

    Maybe it's all cover for reducing-diet-related hypnotherapy?

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    Is she afraid of Miracle whip too? Just wonderin'.
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    I don't know about June, but I'm definitely afraid of miracle whip.



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    Her head disturbs me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    It MUST be Hellmans.
    and Miracle Whip is NOT Mayo!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    Is she afraid of Miracle whip too? Just wonderin'.
    I am but I don't need to see anyone about that, it's perfectly fucking rational!
    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    I don't know about June, but I'm definitely afraid of miracle whip.
    I ain't skeered of it but I do loathe it...
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    Mayo yes. Miracle Whip, hells naw.
    I can not comprehend the fact that she is only 33. Thought she was pushing 50.

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    Be Afraid. BE VERY AFRAID.
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