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    Default Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Separate

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    Published: March 25th 2014

    Conscious Uncoupling

    It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.

    Love,

    Gwyneth & Chris




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    I needed a good laugh , Anyone could tell from the way look together at the Golde Globes that there was very little love left between them
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    I never got them as a couple, but I honestly thought if they made it this far then they would probably last. She's annoying but I don't hate her.

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    Well, I'm shocked.



    Shocked. No really.
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    I have no idea why but I feel a bit sorry for them.
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    Free at last, Chris, Free at last.

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    Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    I have no idea why but I feel a bit sorry for them.
    Me, too. I know everyone loves to hate Gwynnie but I don't. This is a sad time for their family and I wish them well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"?
    "Uncool Pus guns", that means they are splitting up because he caught a drippy VD from someone else!!
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    I'm strangely sad for them as well. Can't be easy being married to her, but maybe he's no bargain either.
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    I hate to see anyone break up and don't even dislike the Goopster, but my god, that is a completely insufferable separation announcement.



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    ^
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"?
    Wasn't that a punk rock album back in the early 80's? "Iconic Uncool" by The Pus Guns!
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    I don't like her but I don't feel schadenfreude in this case.

    BUT

    "Innocuous cup closing" + yeah! the wording of the announcement might illustrate what went wrong. Consciousness narcissism.
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