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    Johnny Carson Sex Tape Hits the Market -- Check Out This Mono-Log | TMZ.com

    Johnny Carson Sex Tape Hits the Market -- Check Out This Mono-Log



    Call him a c*** show host ... TMZ has learned, Johnny Carson recorded a sex tape with his wife back in the 1970s -- and not only has the tape just hit the market ... very solid sources tell TMZ, Johnny's johnny is ENORMOUS.

    Multiple sources tell us, the tape owner approached the Carson estate in September to make a deal for the footage -- the estate said take a hike, and threatened to sue the owner if he ever sold it.

    But the owner's apparently gone rogue -- we're told he's now shopping it to private collectors ... and it is legendary.

    According to sources who've seen it, the tape appears to be one of his wives -- it's unclear which one. The tape opens with a naked dark-haired Carson masturbating by a pool -- then shows the woman (with a bouffant hairdo) going all Linda Lovelace.

    It goes on for about 5 minutes -- then we're told it cuts to a 20-minute sex scene in Johnny's bedroom ... and Johnny does NOT hold back.

    Oh yeah, we're also told he's hung like a horse -- seriously, porn star status. One source said it was at least 10 inches. But for legal reasons it can't go to a porn company, so the only way to unload it is with a private collector.

    Move over Michael Fassbender.
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    Ewwww. There's a market for this?
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    Does the market really want to be hit with that? I'm holding out for the Ed Sullivan tape.
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    Can I get a group rate if I agree to buy the Kennedys/Marilyn Monroe tape in a package deal?
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    What's with all the dead people sex tapes lately? Kennedys, Marilyn, now this? UGH

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Does the market really want to be hit with that? I'm holding out for the Ed Sullivan tape.
    personally, i'm waiting for jay leno to chin-fuck someone on camera.
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    I'm hoping for a Marty Feldman sex tape.

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    Fine, I'll be the asshole that goes ahead and admits that I would watch this shit to see Carson's 10 incher.
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    You could put together a story like this about any dead person. Notice how it's never going to be released - only going to "private collectors". Multiple sources saw it, but none of them named. The guy who is shopping it around - not named.

    This seems to be a new type of filler material for Radaronline and TMZ types of sites.
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    Thankfully the rumours of a Rob Ford sex tape never amounted to anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Fine, I'll be the asshole that goes ahead and admits that I would watch this shit to see Carson's 10 incher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Thankfully the rumours of a Rob Ford sex tape never amounted to anything.
    It would have had a ready-made title, though: "Have you driven a Ford - lately?"
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    I guess I should be glad that linky doesn't work, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Does the market really want to be hit with that? I'm holding out for the Ed Sullivan tape.
    I'm holding out for Ed McMahon!

    Seriously, I don't care how big his dong is. This is just wwwww to me.

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