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Thread: George Lopez Got Arrested After Drunkenly Passing Out On A Casino Floor

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    Default George Lopez Got Arrested After Drunkenly Passing Out On A Casino Floor



    iPhone, meet your new wallpaper. If you put an empty Corona bottle in his hand and replaced that ugly ass casino carpet with dead grass, that would be my uncle at the end of every family gathering. Shit, that’s me at the end of every gathering.


    Coochies got wet and laughs came flying out of mouths at Caesars Windsor in Windsor, Ontario, Canada last night when George Lopez’s drunk, juicy, bloated gut hung out as he took a little sweet nectar-induced nap on the floor. That picture is the reason why I’m choking on cackles today. CTV News says that police put George in handcuffs at 10:49pm for being messy and drunk in public. TMZ says that George wasn’t charged with anything, but he was thrown in the drunk tank to dry out. George performed at Caesars right before he did the funniest thing he’s ever done and he’s supposed to perform again there tonight.


    Somewhere, George Lopez’s scorned ex-wife and her one kidney are laughing and laughing at the sight of her hooker-fucking piece of trash ex-husband being down and out in Windsor. And this goes without saying, but about this time tomorrow TMZ will report that Carlos Mencia was arrested for public intoxication after drunkenly passing out on the floor of Caesars Windsor. The Windsor PD should go ahead and leave a space empty in the drunk tank for Carlos.

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    2:55 PM PT -- George just gave us the greatest statement ever ... “Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.”

    George Lopez
    had one too many last night at a Canada casino -- law enforcement tells TMZ, the comedian was arrested for public intoxication after passing out on the casino floor.

    Law enforcement sources tell us Caesars Windsor security alerted police to the Lopez situation -- presumably after they found him on the floor -- and officers subsequently arrested him
    inside the casino bar at Caesars Windsor.

    No charges are being filed against Lopez -- we're told he was pretty much dumped in a drunk tank to let him sober up.

    Lopez had performed at the casino just prior to his arrest and is scheduled to perform again tonight.

    Lopez has been released and we're told he will perform tonight.


    Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2ufGMPghn

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    Bet his ex-wife is just so fucking thrilled she gave him the kidney he is currently abusing the shit out of.
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    Twat. Somehow if I was a famous comedian/actress/hooker/etc. I'd try to keep my shit together in a public place. Especially when it's 2014 and everybody and their mother has a damn camera on their phone.
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    Drunken fat bastard.

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    about this time tomorrow TMZ will report that Carlos Mencia was arrested for public intoxication after drunkenly passing out on the floor of Caesars Windsor
    Ahahahaha!
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    fuck this stupid mother fucking asshole.

    its too bad he didn't die right there. Yeah i said it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombshell View Post
    Bet his ex-wife is just so fucking thrilled she gave him the kidney he is currently abusing the shit out of.
    Gawd that was the best comment yet. Undeserving bastard

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    If I was her, I'd go repo that kidney.
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    I doubt it's in a good enough state for anyone to want it.

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    Damn, too bad someone didn't walk by and give him a good kidney punch (or kick) before they picked him up off the floor. #missedopportunity
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    If I was her, I'd go repo that kidney.
    I wish she would. I've got a patient that could use it. And would treat it well.
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