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    Default George Clooney Held Hands With A Woman Who Isnít A Waitress Or A Model

    BREAKING: George Clooney Held Hands With A Woman Who Isnít A Las Vegas Cocktail Waitress Or A Model



    This awards season hasnít been the same without George Clooney sashaying on red carpet after red carpet with a tall drink of MEH in a borrowed Tadashi gown. Did award season really happen if we didnít get at least one shot of George Clooneyís escort-of-the-moment awkwardly contorting her face when a reporter asks her about marriage? Well, just because Clooney hasnít been hitting the award shows with a mostly mute piece who is young enough to call him daddy and mean it, doesnít mean he doesnít have a new piece. People says that heís been dating someone and he really switched up the game this time, because sheís a fancy British lawyer. Today, the floors of every Las Vegas casino are filled with the broken dreams of cocktail waitresses who wanted to believe they were next.


    People says that at a White House screening of that shitty-ass-looking The Monuments Men, 52-year-old Clooney brought one of Julian Assangeís lawyers, 36-year-old Amal Alamuddin, as his date. The Daily Mail has a picture of her standing next to him and it looks like drunk ass Joe Biden took that picture with a potato. They held hands at the screening and afterward they went to the Willard Hotelís Round Robin & Scotch Bar for a drink with the cast and they were on each other like a Lohan nostril on a pile of coke.


    ďHis arm was around her shoulder and she had hers around his. They just seemed very, very together. They were stuck like glue.Ē

    Clooney and Amal were first seen together last October at a restaurant in London.


    Blah, blah, blahÖ Amal Alamuddin (Side Note: Iím calling dibs on the porn name Anal ala Muddiní) has a fancy job, has fancy degrees from fancy schools, probably has fancy friends and has a fancy eyebrow situation that was probably created by a fancy eyebrow artiste, but she will never be half as elegant and sophisticated as my all-time favorite Clooney girlfriend. Now is the right time to remind everyone to never forget the demure Sarah Larson.



    File that classic imagine under: beautiful sights you can see almost any time of the day at the SeŮor Frogís in Ensenada. No, seriously if you went there now youíd probably see Sarah Larson doing just that. What a fucking lady.

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    Good looking in a non-trashy way? Intelligent and educated? Approaching 40?

    I never thought I'd live to see the day...
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    Sluce?????

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    She looks like she's straight out of Cowell's stable.
    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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    ^ A notch above I'd say.

    Dammit, Sluce!!!!!!

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    Has Cowell ever dated someone with an advanced degree?

    Another shot of Alamuddin:

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    She's a total babe, they'd make a smashing looking couple. Our Slucey scrubs up well
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    She's Mo's type, too. Hey, have we ever seen Mohand and Clooney in the same room?

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    Oh Mo, must you always be such a pedant?
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    She reminds me of the actress Eleanor Bron, notably from The Beatles' Help. You date Clooney and boy are you in for internet scrunity. Not here of course. Never here.


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    He is taking her to the white house to make his point. I doubt they are 'dating'. She is too educated for Cindy

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    What's with those earrings? They're the size of Christmas ornaments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    She's Mo's type, too. Hey, have we ever seen Mohand and Clooney in the same room?
    Yes, they were all running away from me to get to George.

    Quote Originally Posted by Belt Up View Post
    Oh Mo, must you always be such a pedant?
    If I were in a subjunctive mood, I would be less pedantic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    She reminds me of the actress Eleanor Bron, notably from The Beatles' Help. You date Clooney and boy are you in for internet scrunity. Not here of course. Never here.

    I remember her. She was being serenaded by John, I think, in "Help" while he sang, "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away." One of my favorite Beatles songs.

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    Default George Clooney Takes Amal Alamuddin on Safari


    A safari with
    George Clooney? That's one trip to remember.

    The Monuments Men actor whisked his new girlfriend, British lawyer Amal Alamuddin, off for a jaunt to Tanzania to watch wildlife.

    Exclusive photos in the new issue of PEOPLE show the couple on one of their first trips together after romance rumors swirled when they were spotted dining together back in October.

    The pair more recently turned up together for a special screening of Clooney's latest movie on Feb. 18 at the White House alongside President Obama.





    When they had a nightcap at a local hotel afterward, "his arm was around her shoulder and she had hers around his," an observer told PEOPLE at the time. "They just seemed very, very together."



    A source who has worked with Clooney has high hopes for the new romance.

    "He's with someone who is a very accomplished attorney. She isn't someone who is pursuing a career in acting or entertainment," says the source. "She's on his level."

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20797968,00.html

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