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    Default National Enquirer: O.J. Simpson has brain cancer!



    O.J. Simpson
    is featured on the cover of the latest issue of the National Enquirer and the tabloid is claiming that he is suffering from brain cancer. Perhaps it is karma catching up with him?


    The magazine’s latest “breaking news” is that the disgraced former football player is facing one agonizing death. Even worse, he is begging for the people not to let him die in prison like that. Seems kind of bold for someone who allegedly killed two people (he got off, questionably), doesn’t it?


    The tabloid reports that O.J. is begging President Obama to get a full pardon so that he can die in peace, instead of like a caged rat.
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    Good.

    Wow, that was really nasty, even for me.
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    screw that, he deserves to die like a caged rat!
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    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Awwwww. Hope he likes it hot.

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    Why is his eyes always so red and bloodshot over the last several years??? No way should he get out,...you did the crime, now you do the time.

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    Oh well. I have no sympathy for him. He brutally killed two people.

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    So just because you're O.J. you should get out since you're sick? Fuck that people are dying in prison all the time should we pardon all those fuckers too, didn't think so
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    Fuck that puto, he wasn't thinking about that shit when he damn near decapitated Nicole. Let his ass suffer till his last breath!

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    Wow, how ironic is it that cancer in the least-used part of OJ's body is going to kill him???
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    Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

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    Good. Suffer, asshole.

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    Well hell yes! Suffer you gigantic prick!!! Not a drop of pity from this cold-hearted bitch!
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    Karma's a bitch, and then it eats your brain, and then you die. In prison. Sounds about right to me.
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    karma karma....

    but honestly, is wynonna judd cross eyed in that corner picture? that looks pretty whack!

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    Don't you have to have a brain to have brain cancer?
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