NSFW-James Franco jizzes on Batman`s cowl for art

[mjw]

The world’s leading performance artist James Franco released his latest thought provoking series onFacebook Wednesday night. The piece is titled 50 Shades of Batman and Robin and, judging by the two pictures from it, I’m assuming it implies Batman and Robin are gay for each other.


In the first picture, Franco modified a batsuit into a S&M costume. That would be the header photo.


The second picture needs no explanation. He just jerked off on Batman’s cowl and let the jizz run down his head. Wow. Such powerful imagery. *Returns to studying upside down art book*


I put the NSFW picture here just so your boss doesn’t think you’re reading gay Batman fanfiction. You’re welcome. You’re on your own with the picture up top though.


I’d like to think the backstory to this is Batman took a selfie and put it on his Instagram to show the world how not amused he is that Robin shot his load on him while he was sleeping.
James Franco Jizzes On Batman`s Cowl For Art | The Blemish

[MsDark]

Ew.

[TheFarSide]

Yuck.

[MsDark]

James Franco is really getting weird.

[SHELLEE]

Yes, yes he is. That is gross.

[BoogsBun]

I have a few interesting fetishes, so this wasn't eww at all. I kinda want to fuck him now, but only if he wears that costume...

[MsDark]

Hey, if he wants to dress up like Batman and fuck a dude dressed like Robin, I'm down with that. I'll even check out the pics. But I seriously don't care to see pics of his jizz trails.

[Sarzy]

That's gross. He needs to lay off the drugs.

[Seth82]

I'd gladly lick it up

[Charmed Hour]

I'd gladly lick it up

*vomits* TMI, Seth!

[levitt]

That's not actual jizz, right? Right???

[Air Quotes]

He is such a douchetard.

[dilligaf]

What's next a snail trail coffee table book from Kesha?

[MohandasKGanja]

Jim Croce must be rolling in his grave right now (or at least writing another stanza on behalf of Batman):

[dowcat]

Open Post: Hosted By James Franco’s “Almost Nude” Selfie

December 6, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

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The Andy Warhol of Instagram James Franco has followed up his BatFacial portrait with an even more artistic and Whitney-worthy photo of him throwing up the shaka sign (or maybe he’s doing the “one in the pink, one in the stink” gesture?) during a topless bathroom selfie. James gave his Instagram followers a hairy nips and love handles supreme special today and threw up this note with it:

#Almostnude – YOu ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT it. Tryna work that body, tryin’, tryin’.

An almost nude? That’s like an almost orgasm or an almost Double Double (which I guess is just a regular cheeseburger and people do order that, but I judge them for it). Where is the full nude? I know there’s a giant dick in that picture, but where’s the dick on that dick? I need to stop. True artists need time to stroke out their greatest masterpiece. So stroke on, Franco.

And I just read that last paragraph to myself. I should’ve just written, “I AM HARD UP,” and called it a day.

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