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    Default This Won’t End Well: Baby Wipes Terrence Howard Married His Girlfriend Of A Month



    And there’s a look from a girl who’s trying to ignore the voice in her head that’s screaming, “RUUUUN, BITCH, RUUUUUUUN!”


    At the Los Angeles premiere of The Best Man Holiday on November 5th, noted lady beater and human yeast infection Terrence Howard showed up with a girl who looks younger than some of hit nut hairs. Radar says that the girl’s name is Miranda and after dating him for about a month, she became his fourth wife. At first I didn’t really believe this, but she does have a face full of regrets like every Mrs. Howard does. Totally married! A source tells Radar that Terrence, being the chewed-on anus scab that he is, called up his ex-wife Michelle Ghent and bragged out bagging another wife.


    “Terrence called up Michelle to tell her about the marriage and taunt her about it. She needs to cut him off for good.”

    If you’re a 911 operator in the L.A. area, you better learn the name Miranda Howard, because I have a feeling she’s going to call every time Baby Wipes goes crazy, which will be every other minute. Where are this girl’s friends and family?! Friends and family don’t let you marry Terrence Howard! If I was her friend, I’d sneak into her bedroom, get into her dirty laundry and smear caca all over her panties. Then I’d anonymously call Terrence and tell him that his new wife is a sloppy shitter and barely uses toilet paper let alone baby wipes. It’s for her own good. Terry would immediately get the heaves, throw up his arms, scream like a little girl and run far, far away. A shitty, dirty ass is never a good thing unless you’re married to Terrence Howard, because it’s his Kryptonite.


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    She's a fool.
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    No doubt. This won't take long. Meet y'all back here when the shit hits the fan.

    So to speak!
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    There will be no shit. It will have been thoroughly cleaned off

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    Hope there is no prenup.
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    Fourth wife. And he called up an ex-wife to gloat about it? What a prize he is.
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    The ex wife should have responded "So happy for you! Now I'm off to spend the money I earned by putting up with your abuse!"
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    *Reserves spot in this thread in another month or so* Hope she invested in a 3 month supply of babywipes.

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    I'm sort of scared to google the babywipes thing, I obviously dont' read enough Terrence Howard news
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    How old is she? Stupid stupid girl.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    I'm sort of scared to google the babywipes thing, I obviously dont' read enough Terrence Howard news
    Don't be. It's just him being an asshole.

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    Ohh ok, yeah he's a giant douchebag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett View Post
    No doubt. This won't take long. Meet y'all back here when the shit hits the fan.

    So to speak!
    It kills me when people marry Zsa Zsas and Liz's and Mickey Rooneys and Rod Stewarts and they think that THEY are going to be the one to change things (Oh, s/he will be different with me; we're in love). It makes me laugh that much harder when their face gets broken.
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    WHY would anybody marry a known abuser?
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    He sounds like a great person....






    Quote Originally Posted by Palermo View Post
    WHY would anybody marry a known abuser?
    I think this answer covers most Hollywood relationships: Money (False Promise of Security) and/or Fame/Status.

    The equation goes a little something like this:

    Young Ladies - Life experience/Street Smarts/Education = Low Standards
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