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    Default Gwyneth Paltrow's diva demands at the gyn

    She's extraordinarily dedicated when it comes to working out.
    And it seems Gwyneth Paltrow's perfectionism runs to more than just her exercise regime.

    A source has revealed that the 40-year-old actress has a series of demands which must be met before she will use her exclusive gym.


    Gym diva: Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly has a high list of demands for using her local gym


    'Before she showers, Gwyneth makes someone go into the stall and wipe the entire shower dry!' the insider told Life & Style magazine.
    'She refuses to touch what she called "somebody else's shower water."'
    Adding to her germaphobic behaviours, 'she also refused to use toilet paper that anyone has touched and demands an unopened package,' the source claimed. 'It's nuts.'
    Germaphobic? The star asks for the showers to be wiped dry and for new toilet paper rolls to be at her disposal

    And the A-lister - who follows the Tracy Anderson method of working out for two hours a day - is keen on sticking to her favourite brand of bottled water.

    Though the gym is already stocked with a handful of top H20 labels, the Iron Man star insists on sending 'someone to the gas station to buy a couple bottles of SmartWater' for her when she is present.
    'She made such a fuss about it not being stocked, but she doesnt come in often enough.'

    But Gwyneth is used to being criticised, attacked within hours of claiming the title of People Magazine's Most Beautiful Woman In The World.

    She was accused of being arrogant and giving patronising advice on everything from cookery to how to dress. Clean-living Miss Paltrow, who is married to Coldplay singer Chris Martin, follows a rigorous diet and exercise regime to keep herself in shape.

    Despite always appearing immaculate at red carpet events, she insists she spends most of her time lounging around in ‘baggy shorts’ with ‘frizzy hair’.

    She said: ‘Around the house, I’m in jeans and a T-shirt. I don’t really wear make-up. That’s what [my family] are used to.

    ‘And Chris will make a joke about it. If I’ve gotten fully dressed up, he’ll be like, “Oh, wow! You’re Gwyneth Paltrow!” Because he’s used to seeing me in baggy shorts and frizzy hair.’


    Say it ain't so: But the star claims she is pretty relaxed on her personal time

    Describing her intensive fitness regime, which involves training five times a week with celebrity instructor Tracy Anderson, she added: ‘It makes me look younger and feel strong. It’s like brushing my teeth, I just do it.’
    The Shakespeare in Love actress recently came under fire after she was seen dangerously cutting off a school bus while riding a Vespa scooter with daughter Apple.
    Days after the incident, the daredevil Oscar winner rushed to the Santa Monica DMV to officially get her California motorcycle license.
    And according to TMZ, her husband of a decade did the same on Wednesday - having illegally scooted around the state for weeks.


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    Gwyneth Paltrow's diva demands at the gyn

    When I saw the title of this post, I thought Goopy was making demands at her OB/GYN's office.
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    me too. I was really curious what kinds of demands one could have at the gyn.
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    that IS a nice typo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by funky_chicken View Post
    me too. I was really curious what kinds of demands one could have at the gyn.
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    LOL the typo stays!
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    Quote Originally Posted by funky_chicken View Post
    me too. I was really curious what kinds of demands one could have at the gyn.
    I know! And then I thought that blabbing about it was a HIPPA violation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post
    Gwyneth Paltrow's diva demands at the gyn

    When I saw the title of this post, I thought Goopy was making demands at her OB/GYN's office.
    Quote Originally Posted by funky_chicken View Post
    me too. I was really curious what kinds of demands one could have at the gyn.
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    I imagine Gwynny calls her lady garden something much more whimsical, like her organic apple orchard.
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    ...extra conditioner for her 70's bush.....
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    Removal of all those sweaty, nasty, you know...those weight thingies.
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    "ALL pubes MUST be parted on the LEFT"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    i imagine gwynny calls her lady garden something much more whimsical, like her organic apple orchard.
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    A classic typo! "Those stirrups had better have been sterlized with rubbing alcohol and SmartWater!"

    (Fishy's consumption of SmartWater doesn't seem to be doing her any good, does it? )
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    Gold plated speculum? And the disposable paper on the tables must be organic. Oh, and organic lube too, with a special flavoring prepared by Mario Batali.
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