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    Nearly a year after Miley Cyrus debuted her short blonde hair on Twitter, it appears she's living up to an early theory of the Cut's: Her punk-rock hair is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Her pixie has totally changed her life, she says, in an interview with the Toronto Sun. For most, like Keri Russell on Felicity, Britney Spears, and all the women who have embraced shorter hair, it signals a desire to enter the next stage of life or the shedding of a former identity. It's true for Cyrus, too. Except, she says, it was totally unintentional: ďNo one would have planned a haircut to change my life. I didnít plan a haircut to change my life. I just cut my hair and then it really changed my life." All right then.

    So what's different in the new Miley era? Well, she allegedly sings about molly, has learned to twerk, and has a new wardrobe of crop tops, granny-panty shorts, and thigh-high boots. You see, according to Cyrus, her hair has given her much more confidence. And so has sapphic name-calling, since more people now accuse her of being a lesbian. "Iím not offended. You can call me much worse. Iíve been called much worse. Being a lesbian is a compliment more than what else they call me."

    In fact, her hair has made her even more comfortable with her sexuality: ďPeople think short hair, they think tomboy ... and Iíve obviously done the opposite ícause when I cut my hair, I did my firstMaxim cover where I got No. 1 (in their annual hot list). And it wasnít about me being the sexiest. It was about the fans voting. But itís something I loved. I donít think Iíve ever seen a Maxim cover with a girl with short hair.Ē There you have it: trailblazer.

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    bitch please
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    I like her now that she has short hair and she was barely on my radar before. She reminds me of me and every other idiot I knew when I was her age. Those were good times.
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    Gon' take a whole lot more than new hair.
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    New mouth should be next on her agenda.
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    Another one I can't stand. We get it. You're not 14 anymore. You're a badass now. When will you stop reminding us about it?
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    She was doing so well at minimizing those horrible bucky beaver teeth. She probably shouldn't smile widely in close UPS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    New mouth should be next on her agenda.
    Seriously, she should let braces change her life next.

    For most, like Keri Russell on Felicity, Britney Spears, and all the women who have embraced shorter hair
    Unless they're talking about the pink wig, Twitters never embraced anything except knotted, ratty ass extensions.
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    I think her life is totally the same with new hair. New hair grows in every day. Head, legs, arms, and if you're old like me, your chin and 'stache area.

    For real, though, I think it a reach to say that women with long hair cut it as a way to want to shed a former life. Sometimes, we just want to cut it. And sometimes, if you live where it can get over 100 for days at a time, you do crazy things like chop it all off cause you're so flustered with the heat and tired of all.that.hair. And then let it grow back. Head hair, that is -- not the chin hair. Not that I'd know, or anything.

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    I'm 24 and I've both chopped all my hair off and I am plagued with seemingly daily chin hairs.

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    I guess I can see what she is saying, kind of. It feels good when you come into your own and your style reflects how you feel inside. Maybe this just clicked for her. I didn't like her hair in this style at first, but it's growing on me. Her clothes though...
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    ^It makes me wish she'd just go back to the yoga-wear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quat View Post
    ^It makes me wish she'd just go back to the yoga-wear.
    That's right, she used to always dress like she was coming or going to the gym.

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    She reminds me of an ugly chipmunk. Can't stand her.

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    I like her and am enjoying watching her become a woman. She has a top 10 song and is making a living.
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