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    HOLLYWOOD hunk George Clooney was surely talking a load of b**** as he claimed to have had a face lift on his TESTICLES.

    The 51-year-old actor told Italy's Max magazine he’d had a procedure called “ball ironing” to get rid of the wrinkles on his scrotum.

    George, who is dating former wrestler Stacy Keibler, said: “I never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles.

    "I did not like the wrinkles.

    “It’s a new technique, many people in Hollywood have done it. It’s called ball ironing,” he added.

    Surgeons say a scrotal lift can boost a man’s self confidence by tightening the skin and muscle around the testes.

    But baffled readers weren’t sure whether the star was telling the truth or just pulling their plonkers.

    One said: “He has a very good sense of humour but in Hollywood anything can happen.”


    Read more: By George! Clooney has 'ball ironing' to get rid of wrinkles on his testicles | The Sun |Showbiz

    Seriously though. it was on the radio this morning where they said scrotum lifts and up by 850% and has become one of the most common cosmetic procedures for men.

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    Ball ironing? I've never heard of such a thing...! I don't know whether to laugh or cry! Guess I'll laugh...

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    I think he's winding us up and taking the piss out of the vain, shallow wankers who do this type of thing. I can imagine a porno actor having it done.
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    pfft what's the point anyway, balls are never going to be attractive
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    The key is to use the iron on the lowest setting and then put a sheet of fabric softener between you and the iron. And no steam.

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    You're insane. You'll never get the wrinkles out on that setting.
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    LOL Oh that Clooney, he so crazy.

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    Well, he's got money to waste...
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    I am just shocked that this is an actual procedure and has gotten so popular!
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    NSFW before and after

    How utterly pointless.



    Edit: that is not George in those pictures.
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    I wonder if Cisco Adler has looked into getting this done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    NSFW before and after

    How utterly pointless.



    Edit: that is not George in those pictures.

    Awww, what a cute little winky. Bless his heart.
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    Silly Twitchy - that is scrotum reduction -not wrinkle removal. I can't find any before and afters of scrotum ironing. I am amused to see that tons of pics of George come up when you google it though.
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    George is a master manipulator. Love him.
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    Sorry George. some things are better left not knowing.

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