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    Break Out the Sketti Because Mama June Is Getting Married Today

    Mama June, the inimitable matriarch of TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, is getting married today to her longtime beau Sugar Bear. According to TMZ, June Shannon and Mike Thompson met in a chat room nine strange years ago, and have somehow managed to ride the tumultuous sea of celebrity to a safe harbor. Maritime metaphors notwithstanding, June and Bear will get to paw at each other after the ceremony (which TLC is filming for archival purposes), when they’ll surely enjoy the rest of their lovely Cinco de Mayo under the light of a smoldering McIntyre, Georgia sunset.



    Also, according to the invitations, guests are encouraged to dress in full redneck attire, which in this case means hot pink, camouflage, or some creative combination of both.



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    Rather see this wedding than a Kanye/Kim one

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    Aww that's nice! I bet their wedding will be such an event
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    And then the sex tape.
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    I just threw up in my mouth
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    She really has lost some weight.
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    This has already been posted by Laurent:
    Honey Boo Boo Child From Toddlers & Tiaras Gets Her Own Show
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    Mossy oak camo. It doesn't get any more redneck than that.
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    Well that was a thing that happened.
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    I have never watched these people or their show but I think this wedding would be a hoot and the bride looks happy and almost pretty - she could never have squeezed into a dress with a waistband 12 months ago.
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    I want her shoes and also the guy in full cammo inc wellies.
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    I think she looks good.
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