Rob Kardashian's sock range selling very badly, adding insult to disappearing penis

**Honey** · April 30th, 2013, 03:48 PM

Poor Rob Kardashian is having a shit time of it right now. After his breakup with Rita Ora, he went on a Twitter mental and then proceeded to get so fat that his penis started to disappear. And now, it seems that his sock range, sold in Neiman Marcus stores in the US, is as much of a failure as his strained efforts to view his own scrotum without the use of a complex system of mirrors. Boo fricking hoo.

A source from Neiman Marcus told Radar Online that people only buy Rob's $30 socks as a joke these days:

“Rob’s socks sold around the Christmas holiday, but since then no one has been really buying them.
“We actually had to ship a bunch out to other stores because they weren’t moving at all.
"To be honest, a lot of customers bought them more as a gag gift. At this point it doesn’t look like we’re going order anymore.”

Imagine if someone bought you Rob Kardashian socks as a joke gift. We would cry, then ask them firmly to leave the room and never return. Yes, even if we were in their house.
Poor Rob and his disappearing penis.

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**Lalique** · April 30th, 2013, 03:54 PM

He's a sock designer? Useless POS.

**levitt** · April 30th, 2013, 03:57 PM

"I love socks" - that's an amazing, philosophical quote from Rob on that article. Is that because he uses them to stuff his boxers after his shower cry?

**Quazar** · April 30th, 2013, 03:59 PM

To be honest, a lot of customers bought them more as a gag gift.

Because the fact that they have Rob Kardashian's name attached to them makes you want to gag.

**Fly_On_TheWall** · April 30th, 2013, 04:52 PM

I'm not a fan of socks. If I could, I'd go sockless even in Winter. Yeah, I'm a rebel!

**OrangeSlice** · April 30th, 2013, 04:53 PM

*highfives FOTW* Same here. Hate socks and will go without them at any chance.

**twitchy2.0** · April 30th, 2013, 05:49 PM

It's no surprise that they aren't selling. If you've seen pictures, you'll know that they're garish as hell.

**Novice** · May 2nd, 2013, 01:52 AM

Is $30 normal for a pair of socks? He might need to rethink his pricing strategy....

**SHELLEE** · May 2nd, 2013, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

Is $30 normal for a pair of socks? He might need to rethink his pricing strategy....

Not where I come from. I know that there are "high end" socks, but I certainly wouldn't pay that amount for Kuntrashian brand.

**fgg** · May 2nd, 2013, 03:32 PM

$30/pair socks better be giving a free foot rub with every wear!

**Clubber Lang** · May 2nd, 2013, 03:42 PM

It's particularly sad because you know he invented these as decorative kum-katcher's. Why he thought he could get $30 a pair for such a thing is way beyond me.

**sluce** · May 2nd, 2013, 03:44 PM

Guess he wasn't planning to be carried by Sears like his sisters.

**Seth82** · May 2nd, 2013, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

Is $30 normal for a pair of socks? He might need to rethink his pricing strategy....

not usually.

I've seen some priced at $45 dollars before.

**Kathie_Moffett** · May 2nd, 2013, 11:43 PM

Needless Markup?! What an idiot. He should've gone for WalMart, they'd be selling like hotcakes!

**Honeythorn** · May 3rd, 2013, 01:53 AM

I've seen them and they are shittay looking. My 7 year old son wouldn't be caught dead wearing half of those ugly ass socks. Most of the color combos don't make a lick of sense.