Gwyneth Paltrow Has Been Named People Magazine's "Most Beautiful Woman" of 2013

[Bluebonnet]

Gwyneth Paltrow Named Most Beautiful Woman


The 40-year-old Iron Man actress lands a beauty accolade,
and says the secret of her success is her fitness regime.


4:06pm UK,
Wednesday 24 April 2013


Elegant in public, but just jeans and a T-shirt at
home.

Gwyneth Paltrow has been named the world's most beautiful woman
of 2013 - but admits her family do not always see her that way.

The 40-year-old Iron Man star topped People magazine's annual list, pushing Ray
actress Kerry Washington into second place and Les Miserables' Amanda Seyfried
into third.

Paltrow is married to Coldplay rocker Chris Martin. They have two children,
Apple, eight, and Moses, seven.

She said: "Around the house, I'm in jeans and a T-shirt. I don't really wear
make-up. That's what they're used to."

And she said of her 36-year-old husband: "He'll make a joke about
it.
"Wow, you're really my wife!" says
Chris
"If I've gotten fully dressed up, he'll be like 'Oh, wow! You're Gwyneth
Paltrow!' because he's used to seeing me in like baggy shorts and frizzy
hair."

The US star credits her workout routine for keeping her looking young and
feeling strong.

Paltrow uses the Tracy Anderson Method, with the fitness regime's other
adherents including Madonna, Nicole Richie, Courteney Cox, Shakira and Jennifer
Lopez.

She explained: "When I first started, I thought 'I'll never be good at this.
This is a nightmare!', but now it's like brushing my teeth, I just do it."

Paltrow also told the magazine she hoped to instil a good body image in her
children, especially her daughter, who is becoming interested in things like
make-up.

She said: "Also having a father who adores you the way that he adores her is
very good for your body image. The more we can love her and let her be who she
is, the more confident she'll feel."

Paltrow can next be seen on the big screen when Iron Man 3 goes on general
release across the UK on Friday.

She plays Pepper Potts, the girlfriend of Robert Downey Jr's character Tony
Stark, aka Iron Man.

Gwyneth Paltrow Named Most Beautiful Woman

[Chilly Willy]

God no, we'll never hear the end of it.

[Sarzy]

[ConstanceSpry]

[SHELLEE]

This is a joke right? RIGHT?

[Mel1973]

whoopty fucking doo. nobody puts any stock into anything that comes out of any of these bullshit lists. now, go shove some keffir up your ass.

[Laurent]

Give me a fucking break.

[witchcurlgirl]

now, go shove some keffir up your ass.

goopy's next blog post: keffir enemas.

[Syd]

The fuck?

[fgg]

it's always someone attached to a big project and she has iron man 3 coming out. pay no mind to this crap.

[greysfang]

Wednesday, April 24th 2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!







Star Magazine named Goopy Paltrow the Most Hated Celebrity in Hollywood last week and this week, People has named her the the World's Most Beautiful Woman. Of course, People chose a picture of Goopy thinking to herself, "You hate me because I AM beautiful." This is why the leaders of the planet are holding an emergency meeting this morning to talk about changing the meaning of the word "world," because human civilization refuses to be associated with this untruthful mess.

Dlisted's Most Insufferable Talking Fish Bone In A Blond Wig (for the 5th year running) spat out some bullshit to People about how she totally doesn't glide around her mansion in a $5,000 house gown and working out is just like brushing her teeth.

Goopy on how she's SOOOOO casual: "Around the house, I'm in jeans and a T-shirt. I don't really wear makeup. That's what they're used to. [My husband will] make a joke about it. If I've gotten fully dressed up, he'll be like, 'Oh, wow! You're Gwyneth Paltrow!' Because he's used to seeing me in like baggy shorts and frizzy hair."

Goopy on working out 5 days a week: "When I first started, I thought, 'I'll never be good at this. This is a nightmare!' But now it's like brushing my teeth, I just do it."

Wearing jeans around the house and working out like it's nothing? I can never trust a bitch who doesn't punch at the air and curse life when they're at the gym and who doesn't rip off their jeans as soon as they get home. A bitch is suspect to me when they don't free their thighs as soon as they walk through the front door.


No, Goopy Paltrow isn't the World's Most Beautiful Woman. But her publicist is the world's best publicist for getting Goopy some bullshit title in exchange for the exclusive news of her eventual divorce from Chris Martin. Congrats to Goopy's publicist!



They can't be serious with this bullshit.

[Mel1973]

already posted, I think...

[Bluebonnet]

It was so shocking, we all ran over to GR immediately to post it so the hilarity could ensue.

[greysfang]

Crap, please merge.

[BoogsBun]

This is just so.....random. Methinks it's a bought and paid for honor.