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    Thursday, April 4th 2013
    Beyonce Dances With Beyonce In A New Commercial Promoting Beyonce (And Pepsi)



    Yesterday, Beyonce released a mysterious teaser trailer for something big that was going to happen on April 4th. The bumblebeys of the beyhive all stung each other out of excitement, because they thought she was going to throw a new song at them, but nope. It turns out her "something big" is a Pepsi commercial. It shouldn't be surprising that Beyonce releases a teaser trailer for a commercial since she releases a teaser trailer five minutes before she has a bowel movement.
    I guess drinking Pepsi while you're under the influence of yourself and wig glue makes you hallucinate, because Beyonce starts a dance-off with Beyonces of the past. Whatever, I'll save my excitement for when Basement Baby's commercial for Mountain Lighting airs on Public Access.

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    i'd rather drink Coke.

    she looks like a JLo wannabe
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    Aaaaaannnnnnnd... Absolutely no one cared.
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    Yeah, same thing. Same tired outfits, same blond hair (that's aging her something horrible, by the way), same Beyonce. Same ol', same ol.

    How underwhelming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    i'd rather drink Coke.

    she looks like a JLo wannabe

    She's always been a Shakira/J. Lo/Tina Turner/Diana Ross wanna be. One of the reasons I could never get into her. She never knew and still doesn't know who the hell she is. All she knows is what gimmick she is for this season. She was born with puppet strings.
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    That hair is horrendous
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    A few days ago, BBC showed "Beyonce, Life is but a dream". We watched it, pretty much all of it. Not because we wanted to, but because we were paralyzed by the amount of narcissism. It was probably even worse than anything those other selfworshipping asshats Madonna and Oprah ever did. They should shoot people like this off to their own little planets, preferably somewhere beyond a black hole. Ego-maniacal twats like this make me sick.
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    ...Beyonce just makes me want to rub my temples...

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    the only thing I liked is the fact that you see her real legs and not the photoshopped ones. big difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    A few days ago, BBC showed "Beyonce, Life is but a dream". We watched it, pretty much all of it. Not because we wanted to, but because we were paralyzed by the amount of narcissism. It was probably even worse than anything those other selfworshipping asshats Madonna and Oprah ever did. They should shoot people like this off to their own little planets, preferably somewhere beyond a black hole. Ego-maniacal twats like this make me sick.
    Didn't realise that you were in the UK, I thought you were in the Southern States?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Didn't realise that you were in the UK, I thought you were in the Southern States?
    I'm from the Southern States (a Memphis girl), lived in several of the States and now we reside in Europe for our work. We get many European channels via satellite and cable.
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    I seem to find myself tensing up when I read about Beyonce recently. She's getting more and more annoying, if that's possible.

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    Should be reaching for the Diet Pepsi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    I'm from the Southern States (a Memphis girl), lived in several of the States and now we reside in Europe for our work. We get many European channels via satellite and cable.
    Ah! That explains it then. Thank you.

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    HWBL, I had no idea you were so close to me.
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