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    Default WTF is Miley Cyrus doing?

    No seriously, what the fuck.


    Thursday, March 21st 2013
    Miley Cyrus Did The Wop For Two Minutes And I Watched All Of It



    And this is why I should mainline Death Wish coffee before I open up my laptop.

    The chipmunk Slytherin spent all of her teen years working hard to put squirrel meat on the shopping cart grill, so she didn't get the whole "twerking in front of a video camera" thing out of her system the way most of us did before we turned 16. But since bitch doesn't have shit to do now, this is how she's spending her time. Last night, Miley Cyrus uploaded a 2 minute-long video of her shaking her ass in a unicorn onesie. Bitch looks more like a deranged boxing kangaroo with physical Tourettes. The most tragic part of all of this is that my caffeine-less brain spent the first few minutes of my morning trying to process all of this mess. I should really put a warning label on the front of my laptop that reads: "Do Not Operate Unless You Are Under the Influence of Caffeine Or a Mind-Altering Substance."

    And here's Miley's maybe fiance Liam Hemsworth arriving back in L.A. last night. I keep refreshing the photo agency databases for pictures of Liam Hemsworth leaving L.A. this morning, because I'm sure as soon as he got home and saw this video of Miley trying to twerk, he turned right back around and got the fuck out of there.



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    She is SUCH an Idiot.
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    Are we going to get a pink wig when Liam leaves for good?
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    Liam just needs to forget about this dumb ass and focus on working out and getting buff. Give him a couple years, and he could be as big and hot as his brother.
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    Now THIS would be a reason to call of the engagement!
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    I hate to defend Destinee here, but haven't we all done slightly daft things when faced with a painful breakup?
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    i'm hoping that this means she's inching closer to pink wig territory.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Wonder if the paps followed him from the airport to see if he went home to Miley or a different place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    I hate to defend Destinee here, but haven't we all done slightly daft things when faced with a painful breakup?

    I have never shaken my ass on youtube.
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    *encrypting the video of me, dancing in my fuzzy, pink bunny jammies complete with buttflap, as I'm typing this*
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I have never shaken my ass on youtube.
    Just on youporn.com then?
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    I'm...kind of grateful there was no youtube when I was a teenager because this is totally something i would have done just to crack up my friends
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    Just on youporn.com then?


    What did you see?
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    I made it to 37 seconds. What the fucking FUCK was that? I could amuse myself a million times more just making faces in the mirror!
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