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    Default Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Are Broke Because Of The Mayan Apolocalypse

    IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Heidi Montag Is Broke Because Of The Mayan Apolocalypse

    Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt once made $10 million because America is stupid, but they pissed it all away because they thought the world would end on December 21, 2012. So, yeah. SF Gate reports:

    In 2010, Pratt revealed the couple was broke and on the verge of bankruptcy, and they even gave up their luxury home and moved in with his father to save money. He has now admitted they deliberately spent all their cash before December 21, 2012 —the day the world was set to end, according to a prophesy based on the Mayan calendar. He tells Britain’s OK! magazine, “We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, we have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits. “Here’s some advice, definitely do not spend your money thinking asteroids are coming. But the world didn’t end.” Opening up about his extravagant lifestyle, Pratt adds, “I would give my friends $15,000 for their birthday. Just cash. I would buy people cars. Every valet I met got a couple of hundred pounds tip. I would pay people $200 just to open doors for us.”


    I'm not gonna lie, the History Channel made me think the world was going to end and a friend of mine almost had me convinced that on December 22, aliens would activate their DNA they secretly implanted in us. I guess what I'm saying is it's probably a good thing I didn't have ten million dollars.

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    They're free to leave at any time.
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    I'd even contribute to their one-way outta the US ticket fund.
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    Oh for the love of god....
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    The only way this could get better is if Spencer lodges a massive lawsuit against remaining descendants of the Maya's and then asserts squatter's rights in a temple in Copan until he gets justice.

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    So Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are broke because they're fucking stupid. I guess the 'push' sign on the doors were too difficult to fathom? I'm sure no alien would be caught dead fondling their DNA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozi View Post
    So Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are broke because they're fucking stupid. I guess the 'push' sign on the doors were too difficult to fathom? I'm sure no alien would be caught dead fondling their DNA.
    On the other hand, it would be the easiest alien anal probe ever, since Spencer and Heidi are colossal a-holes.

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    We just need a Spencer and Heidi section on this forum. This is the 2nd thread re: their idiot assinine behavior and/or comments this week!

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    They're so full of shit. They say and do anything to be controversial. He doesn't believe in any of the shit he says, not the crystals, not the mayan apocalypse, etc. It's just something to get people talking about them again.
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    ^ Exactly. They were spouting all last week about their adventures on UK Big Brother for which they got paid.
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    Hey, everyone. Spencer just gave me a great stock tip on a dial-phone company. I am going to be ROLLING in dough!
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    Too bad the Mayan Apocalypse couldn't schedule a special cosmic annihilation just for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    The only way this could get better is if Spencer lodges a massive lawsuit against remaining descendants of the Maya's and then asserts squatter's rights in a temple in Copan until he gets justice.
    You say that now. Just watch, that will be their new reality show.


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    ^ He is a survivalist isn't he? We can only hope.

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