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    Default Florida Doesn't Want Christian Slater's Vote

    Friday, November 30th 2012

    Florida Won't Let Christian Slater Be Great




    It took Christian Slater 4 hours of waiting to vote on Election Day, but he voted in Miami. Christian gave himself a pat on the taint for being a responsible American and all that. But then a few weeks later, The Miami-Dade County canvassing board let a bitch know that masturbating with a banana peel for 4 hours would've been a better use of his time than standing in the voting line for 4 hours, because his vote didn't count. Christian's signature didn't match the signature they have on file, so they put an X over his votes. Yes, they did Christian Slater like that.
    Christian tweeted a picture of the letter today. And here's the tweets about his Voting Day Drama on November 6th:

    Every vote count...except for Christian Slater's. I know, I know, this is BREAKING NEWS and yet another nugget for our overflowing "Florida" file. But I brought it up, because I really feel that from now on we should refer to Christian Slater as "Christina D. Slater." It has a much better ring to it. Saying "Christina D. Slater" makes me lift my shoulders while winking.
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    I didn't know they included Creole on official documents in Florida. That's so cool!
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    I'm beginning to notice a pattern with Florida...
    What do we want?
    EVIDENCE BASED SCIENCE
    When do we want it?
    AFTER PEER REVIEW

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    I hate hearing about stuff like this. We should be making it easier to vote, not more difficult.

    And the signatures not matching is an awful standard. People get ill or older, their handwriting changes as they get hand tremors, or arthritis, etc. And I doubt its handwriting experts making the calls.

    Sickening, all of it.

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    That thing about the signatures is crazy. They told me I had to sign the same way I did on my original voter's registration - but no one tells you you're locked into an official signature at age 18. There's another good reason not to dot your I's with hearts.
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    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    That thing about the signatures is crazy. They told me I had to sign the same way I did on my original voter's registration - but no one tells you you're locked into an official signature at age 18. There's another good reason not to dot your I's with hearts.

    I hate my signature too. Before we went to the bank to open my first account, my mother made me create a signature and I had no idea what to do so I did a copy of hers. Now I'm stuck with it.
    What do we want?
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    When do we want it?
    AFTER PEER REVIEW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    I hate my signature too. Before we went to the bank to open my first account, my mother made me create a signature and I had no idea what to do so I did a copy of hers. Now I'm stuck with it.
    Isn't it weird? I always feel like I'm forging someone else's signature when I have to copy the original signature from the card. My old signature was from many handwriting experiments ago, they don't look at all alike anymore. They accepted the signature, but it was awkward looking. Can't they tell the difference between a few changes and someone actually trying to forge something? You would think it would be easy.....And like Cali said - these people at the election place aren't handwriting experts either.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    Yeah; forging signatures ain't easy. I would know...
    What do we want?
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    When do we want it?
    AFTER PEER REVIEW

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    Why can't you ask to update your signiature?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Why can't you ask to update your signiature?
    I did with mine because I'm notorious for changing my signature so they let me change it because I couldn't remember how I signed it originally.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Scorp View Post
    Yeah; forging signatures ain't easy. I would know...
    I don't know this story...?

    I never tried to change my official signature because I'm much too lazy to do that, though it's probably not that much of a hassle. For some reason I remembered how I signed the first letter of my name, so I just did what I could. It helped that some of the people working there knew me.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    My office was right next door to the elections office so it was simple for me.
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    Yeah, that's how simple it would have to be for me to go do it. I hate going anywhere where I think I'm going to have to stand in a line, it's stupid. lol
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    Omg me too! I hate hate hate lines. I'm so lucky because down here, we don't have the lines that big cities do thank god. The DMV? Piece of cake.
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    I would be freaking DOOMED if they compared my signature. With my first name, I can never do it the same way twice. One time, we were going to a friend's wedding and when we signed the card, it was like my signature flat lined - just gobbledygook. My wife was so pissed because she thought it was deliberate. Two nights ago, we refinanced our house, and if you looked at the document, you would have sworn that 20 different guys had signed it.

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    His hot ass lives in FL? Why oh why didn't I run into him while I was living down there a few years ago.
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