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    Default Jenny McCarthy, ecstasy, and some tree sex

    The Time Jenny McCarthy Did Ecstasy And Tried To Have Sex With A Tree | Dlisted

    Friday, November 9th 2012The Time Jenny McCarthy Did Ecstasy And Tried To Have Sex With A Tree





    Autism curer and literary genius Jenny McCarthy is peddling her newest book "Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic" and she learned the best way to sell a book is to spill some scandalous (not really) secrets about all the time she did drugs and fucked a tree so hard that it squirted sap like it's never squirted sap before. HuffPo says that Jenny writes that while partying with her friends one night, she swallowed so many Ecstasy pills that it made her take off all her clothes (like she needed Ecstasy to do that) and practically rub her cooter off while screwing a tree.
    "The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping."
    Jenny then writes that her friends, who were also rolling hard, got paranoid and wanted to run to the road for help.
    “I noticed that we weren’t wearing anything. So I responded, ‘Let’s not. We’re naked. Let’s just try to sneak back to the beach and get our clothes."
    So sticking a vaccine needle in your kid is wrong, will probably send them to an early death and anybody who does it should be dragged into the town square and stoned. But eating a bunch of Ecstasy pills and then forcibly fucking a tree until you birth out an acorn baby is okay and totally not wrong? Good to know. Thanks for clearing that up, Jenny McCarthy, M.D. (Yes, in this case, M.D. stands for maniacally dumb.)


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    I hate when people can't handle their drugs.
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    It's been many a year since I dabbled in drugs, but ecstasy was a favorite of mine. I've never understood people that have this intense urge to take off their clothes and try to fuck/hump everything. It made me rub my head and arms and grind my teeth...oh, and dance and feel all warm. Good times
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    I'm more concerned about the picture. Does a normal McCarthy masturbation session begin with her boa constrictering herself with a garden hose? I'm all confused now.

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    I can't stand this woman. She's a toxic dump.
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    Clit splinters.
    Someone put this on a T-shirt and I am in for 3 or 4. LOL.

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    She'll do anything to stay "relevant".
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    Gives a whole new meaning to tree hugger...
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    a shade of 50 trees//

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    I sure hope that's a new hose, my garden hose is gross!!

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    Desperate for attention much? I used to like her until the whole Jim Carrey and her kid fiasco. She seems a bit looney on the Scientology side now.

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