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    Default John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John Reunite in Christmas Album

    Grease" fans may scream in glee for John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John are reuniting for a holiday album called "This Christmas". The on-screen couple sing in an original song called "I Think You Might Like It" which is described in the release as "the sequel to 'You're the One That I Want' ", written by John Farrar, who also penned the famous 1978 "Grease" duet.

    "From the moment we decided to to this, magic happened," Travolta said in a statement. "Everyone we contacted agreed to do it." The idea came out after Newton-John sent a Christmastime text message to Travolta to remind him that "You're the One..." had "just become the best-selling duet in pop music history."

    The actor explained, "My desire was to make 'This Christmas' an intimate album, not something too ostentatious or showy. I wanted people to be able to play it around the house or in the car during the holidays, and make us part of your celebration." Newton-John added, "We all felt a wonderful, joyful energy while recording this album. We want to make a lot of people smile and happy."

    The album, which will be released on November 13, also features all-star line-up including Barbra Streisand, Tony Bennett, James Taylor and Kenny G. Proceeds from the album will benefit Jett Travolta Foundation and the Olivia Newton-John Cancer and Wellness Centre.
    John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John Reunite in Christmas Album
    Praise Xenu Claus For Giving Us This Early Christmas Gift!

    Pour me a cup of hot cocoa, because I butt birthed out a peppermint-flavored marshmallow just from looking at this cover of Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta's new holiday album of music. This is what it would look like if the meaning of plastic surgery and the meaning of gay became conjoined twins. Everything about this piece of art is a work of true beauty and let's analyze it all:

    1. The Christmas tree in the background! That tree dimmed its lights, because it wanted to give all the attention to the sparkly twinkles in John and Olivia's eyes that only show up when they join fabulous forces by touching heads.

    2. The teacups, which are pissed off, because they aren't the most precious things in this picture.

    3. Olivia's face, which has gone from looking like that of a human's to that of a plastic Thundercat's.

    4. The thing on John Travolta's head, which has replaced the pink fairy princess tiara as the gayest headpiece in the world. They must've shot this picture in the middle of a freezer, because I can't believe that Sharpie puddle on John's head isn't melting from the heat he and Olivia are making. I've seen cartoon hair that looks more life-like and real than John's spray-on helmet. How many Caltrans workers did it take to paint that pristine hairline? That hairline might be the straightest thing about John.

    AND NineMSN says that my new favorite Christmas album feature a guest spot by BARBARA STREISAND! I love it when the punchlines punch themselves.

    (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)

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    That album cover is real? I thought that was just a photoshopped joke until I read Michael K's hilarious take on it.
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    OMFG, this is gold.
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    Olivia looks a lot better than John.

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    ^ I don't know. I think 'plastic Thundercat' just about sums it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    OMFG, this is gold.
    this. that cover is priceless.
    you know they had to photoshop that giant bow over his erect pinkie, and it's still gay as hell.
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    Pour me a cup of hot cocoa, because I butt birthed out a peppermint-flavored marshmallow
    That is sig worthy. I love Michael K sometimes.
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    Lord have mercy. You can't make stuff like this up if you tried to. What the hell planet or parallel universe are they living on/in????
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    Sharpie puddle
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    I will buy this!
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    OMG, I am crying from laughing so hard! Michael K is the best!

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    I've never seen a toupee made out of felt before.
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    ^ You never had Fuzzy Felt?
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    How can he think that hair looks natural?
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    Fucking Michael K...almost made me hurl up my dinner!
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