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    Kanye West Sex Tape With Kim Kardashian Look-A-Like Being Shopped



    Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Kanye West have even more in common than you think -- because Kanye has a sex tape too, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting -- with a Kim look-a-like!

    The tape is nearly 20 minutes long and appears to have been shot in a hotel room with an unidentified female who clearly states at the beginning of the video that she's 18 years old.

    The woman also confesses to Kanye that she is married and claims, "My husband and I don't have sex anymore… that's why I'm here!"

    With her bodacious curves, dusky skin and long black hair the woman is a definite dead ringer for Kim Kardashian.

    RadarOnline.com has seen the tape in full and can verify without a doubt that it is Kanye in the footage and we have published a screen grab.

    During the couple's steamy sex romp, they never kiss and don't interact any further than simply doing the deed, in various positions throughout and with Kanye wearing a condom.


    Kanye is clearly aware the romp is being filmed because you can see that he's the one who set up the camera in the beginning and at the end he looks directly into it before switching it off.

    According to a San Fernando sex industry insider, the video was shot sometime shortly before Kanye started dating Kim and he is terrified of the tape getting out.

    "The sex tape is being shopped right now and there's a lot of interest, but Kanye is freaking out!" the insider revealed.

    "He doesn't want this tape out and will do anything to make sure it stays private.

    "If this were to hit the market it would be worth a fortune… there would definitely be a lot of people wanting to see this!

    "In my expert opinion Kanye's performance far outweighs Kim's!"


    Ironically, it's Kanye who brags about Kim's sex tape that she made in 2007 with Ray J in his new song, Clique.

    "Eat breakfast at Gucci/My girl a superstar all from a home movie," Kanye raps about the XXX video that launched Kim's career.

    The insider concludes by telling RadarOnline.com: "Kanye was practically in tears when he heard the tape was being shopped."
    Kanye West Sex Tape With Kim Kardashian Look-A-Like Being Shopped | Radar Online
    There's Nothing Sweeter Than His And Hers Sex Tapes

    No, that isn't another picture of the immaculate restoration of Ecce Homo. It's icky homo and gay fish Kanye Kardashian (née West) adjusting the video camera so it gets a clear shot of his taco meat-covered mopey titties in action as he breaks a trick like her coochie's a MacBook Air. Since Kanye's heffa ass ho Kim Kartrashian has a sex tape, he made his own so they both have touching memories to share with their future children on family home video night. Radar says they've seen a 20 minute-long video of Kanye pounding into some 18-year-old piece like she's an ALL-CAPS keyboard.

    Radar calls Kanye's fuck tape co-star a married Kim Kardashian look-alike who says on camera that she's 18 and she's there because her husband doesn't wet hump her anymore. (No, bitch, you're there because you answered Kanye's Craigslist ad and you messed up your lines. You were supposed to say, "I'm here, because Kanye West is God wrapped in Jesus wrapped in all the apostles and I am surrendering my humble body in the name of everything that is holy and everything that is holy is Kanye. Hash tag YOLO! Hash tag KanyeWestSexTape2012BuyIt!")

    Radar also says that Kanye's peen is covered in a rubber the entire time and he doesn't ever kiss his trick on the lips, because he didn't want to smear his Balenciaga lip gloss. ("But Michael, they don't sell Balenciaga lip gloss in stores." - you "Exactly." - me) Some porn industry insider says that the tape was shot right before he started dating Kim and that he broke down in tears (of fame whore joy) when he found out the tape was being shopped around. The porn industry insider went on to say this:

    "The sex tape is being shopped right now and there's a lot of interest, but Kanye is freaking out! He doesn't want this tape out and will do anything to make sure it stays private. If this were to hit the market it would be worth a fortune… there would definitely be a lot of people wanting to see this! In my expert opinion Kanye's performance far outweighs Kim's!"

    In MY expert opinion, a comatose wart hog's performance far outweighs Kim's.

    Please, this staged sex tape mess is just another production from Pimp Mama Kris. If you want to be fully accepted by the Kardashian family, the world has to see your bare ass bouncing in the air on a sex tape. It's not a sex tape, it's an initiation ceremony.

    And if you want to see a Kanye sex tape, just watch any one of his music videos. It's nothing but him finger banging his ego raw over and over again.

    And here's Kim infecting Melbourne yesterday.
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    Who the fuck wants to see Kanye grunting and grinding?
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    This sounds tiresome. I would rather do my nails.
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    ok..I admit I would watch it. But I would also watch a sex tape of that Florida guy doing the mini-donkey so I am probably not very representative of the majority here.
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    He has sex with an 18 year old who is already married but doesn't have sex with her own husband anymore...sounds like a classy person.

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    a 20 minute-long video of Kanye pounding into some 18-year-old piece like she's an ALL-CAPS keyboard.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    ok..I admit I would watch it. But I would also watch a sex tape of that Florida guy doing the mini-donkey so I am probably not very representative of the majority here.

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    gross.......

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    Gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BelledeJour View Post
    He has sex with an 18 year old who is already married but doesn't have sex with her own husband anymore...sounds like a classy person.
    Thats exactly what I was thinking. Whats the deal with the woman?

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    She's eighteen, got married too young and had the chance to fuck a star. That never happened to you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    ok..I admit I would watch it. But I would also watch a sex tape of that Florida guy doing the mini-donkey so I am probably not very representative of the majority here.



    i want to see Kayne fuck the mini-donkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    She's eighteen, got married too young and had the chance to fuck a star. That never happened to you?
    Damn phone!

    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    She's eighteen, got married too young and had the chance to fuck a star. That never happened to you?
    Certainly not...I was 22.

    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    She's eighteen, got married too young and had the chance to fuck a star. That never happened to you?
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    LOL. So jaded about marriage at 18. She needs to meet Cim!

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    With her bodacious curves, dusky skin and long black hair the woman is a definite dead ringer for Kim Kardashian.
    This 18 yo married woman with questionable taste in men should be careful. Kim K. will sue her for exploitnig the Kuntassian-brand - like the Old Navy-model.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    i want to see Kayne fuck the mini-donkey.
    I'd pay to see the donkey fuck Kanye.
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