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    Default Kim Kardashian compares her fake marriage to having cancer

    Late last week, everyone was talking about Kim’s awful interview in The Guardian. You can read the full piece here, if you’re looking to waste 10 minutes of your life with an unnecessary rage stroke. The piece seems to be asking “Why is Kim Kardashian a thing?” And Kim doesn’t really answer it. Some highlights (including some dry asides from The Guardian writer):
    She’s like Lucille Ball, only not: “When I hear people say [what are you famous for?], I want to say, what are you talking about?” she says slowly, her eyes wide as a bushbaby’s. “I have a hit TV show. We’ve shot more episodes than I Love Lucy! We’ve been on the air longer than The Andy Griffith Show! I mean, these are iconic shows, so it blows my mind when people say that.”

    But it’s a reality show…? “But to be able to open up your life like that and to be so… if everyone could do it, everyone would. It doesn’t make sense to me.”

    Kim on her fans and what they expect of her: Kardashian characterises her typical fan as “a younger girl, like 15 or 16, who loves fashion, loves to be a girly girl, loves beauty, glam”, and whom she respects as a backwards projection of herself. If you can overlook the vacant materialism, she is in some ways not a bad role model. She points out that she is not “your stick-skinny typical model”; that she doesn’t go out on benders; that she tries not to swear too much. “I remember this one time when I used the F-word – and everyone was like, I can’t believe you said that! You never say that! I am really cautious about what I say and do. If I look at the message I’m portraying, I think it definitely is be who you are, but be your best you.”

    She’s super-busy and important: “Yeah. I have no idea why. I work really hard – I have seven appointments tomorrow before 10am. I’m constantly on the go. I have a successful clothing line. A fragrance. I mean, acting and singing aren’t the only ways to be talented. It’s a skill to get people to really like you for you, instead of a character written for you by somebody else.”

    Rap stars and soap operas. “When rap music first started,” Kardashian says, “rappers were not respected and people thought it was just a fad. And people thought reality shows were going to come and go. They have taken over the soap operas. So it’s a modern version of a soap opera.”

    For the record then, what is Kardashian’s talent? “What is my talent?” She cocks her head to one side. “Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented, but he’s not famous. Do you know what I mean?”

    Her marriage was a learning experience, like cancer (for real): “We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision [to air our wedding] that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

    Getting divorced quickly was not her goal all along: There is no ethical dimension to Kardashian’s defence of her marriage, merely the rationale that it would have made bad commercial sense to have faked it. “Getting married and divorced quickly, if that was my goal the whole time – I’m not an idiot, I obviously know that that would be a bad business decision. If anything, I probably would have left sooner had I not been filming, because I didn’t want to end the relationship on TV.” The sums of money she was said to have made are “completely outrageous and not true”, she says. “No, I mean even with the money we made, we still had to pay for the wedding. We didn’t even make enough for that.”

    So if you married again, would you sell the rights? “I would definitely do it differently. Just all the scrutiny that I got. You don’t plan to go through all of that willingly. For money.” Her voice rises out of its Californian drawl and sounds momentarily urgent. “That’s just not what a sane person would do. So. Would I get married on TV again? No.” She thinks about it for a moment. “Well, I guess you never say never. Because who knows? So many other people I know have gotten married on TV and it has worked out amazing for them.” There is a pause. “William and Kate got married on TV,” Kardashian says thoughtfully.

    Politics: Her pairing with Kanye West is odd; he so outspoken and political, Kardashian so neutral on almost everything. The first time she voted in her life was for Obama. “I loved being part of that decision-making process, but I never voted in prior years when I was legally eligible. I don’t know why.” She is, she says, a “liberal Republican”, put off Mitt Romney because of his stance against gay marriage. This election, she says, “I don’t know which way I’m going to go.” Her favourite politician of all time is Kennedy.
    [From The Guardian]

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    Dumb Vapid Whore - this woman and her family need to be fed to a pack of rabid wild dogs
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    oh man i'd love to spend just 5 minutes with her, and would DARE her to compare her fake marriage to cancer. fuck her. I need to send her a letter. hmmmm
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    So according to Leann Rimes and this other vapid famewhore, the worst things that can happen in life are:

    1. dental surgery;
    1. fake marriage breakdown (equal first because they're equally serious);
    3. cancer.
    Be excellent to each other.


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    Kim:



    p.s. Lucille Ball's bowel movements were funnier and more important than you will EVER be.

    p.p.s. Kennedy would not have fucked you in a million years. Even he had standards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    oh man i'd love to spend just 5 minutes with her, and would DARE her to compare her fake marriage to cancer. fuck her. I need to send her a letter. hmmmm
    While I knew what she was trying to get at, it never ceases to amaze me the bullshit that comes out of her fucking mouth. Her insensitive comment burns me up after losing my mom to cancer earlier in the year. Yes, msdeb, FUCK her!
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    It’s a skill to get people to really like you for you
    Try harder, bitch.
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    I'll say it again (semi-safe for work, and kind of gross)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    She’s like Lucille Ball, only not: “When I hear people say [what are you famous for?], I want to say, what are you talking about?” she says slowly, her eyes wide as a bushbaby’s. “I have a hit TV show. We’ve shot more episodes than I Love Lucy! We’ve been on the air longer than The Andy Griffith Show! I mean, these are iconic shows, so it blows my mind when people say that.”

    What in the ever loving fuck is she smoking? According to Wiki, Keeping up with the Kardashians has been on for just under 5 years with 88 episodes. The AGS ran for 8 seasons, 7 1/2 years, and 249 episodes. I Love Lucy went 6 seasons, 5 1/2 years, and 181 episodes. Skankwhore can't do math. And both Andy and Lucy had talents as opposed to a porn history that got them where they were. What a vapid idiotic talentless tacky cheap whore.
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    See, this is such a coincidence, because I compare having to listen to Kim Kardashian's bullshit with having ear cancer.
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    Dumb bitch. My dad had cancer and your marriage was a cake walk. Didn't her dad die of cancer?
    She is such a stupid, useless, plastic, lumpy ass, faux tanned, wanna be starlet, no good, trashy hose beast.

    Did I mention saggy titted, Kanye blowing, hairy Armenian skank?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    She’s like Lucille Ball, only not: “When I hear people say [what are you famous for?], I want to say, what are you talking about?” she says slowly, her eyes wide as a bushbaby’s. “I have a hit TV show. We’ve shot more episodes than I Love Lucy! We’ve been on the air longer than The Andy Griffith Show! I mean, these are iconic shows, so it blows my mind when people say that.”

    /

    OMG. She really doesn't have a damn clue. I Love Lucy and THe Andy Griffith Show involved ACTING. She just gets followed around by cameras all day. Sometimes they stage shit, and yeah she probably has to sit still and get her makeup done but there is no ACTING.

    I hate Porn Star Kim Kardashian so. much.

    This just underscores why.

    And she's so DUMB. I swear, when she talks sometimes I can hear the hamster fall off the wheel in her head. Clunk... and dead air.

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    I wish the interviewer had said,"That doesn't make any fucking sense." to her comment about the juggling bear.
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    Dumb bitch. Being a cancer on society is about as close as a comparison as you can make, k? Now go away.
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    What a vapid idiot she is. Maybe the next season should follow her going to university so she can get an eye-opening education and realise what a fool she's made of herself.
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