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    Alicia Silverstone Chooses Orgasmic Birth Option
    Alicia Silverstone Embraced an Orgasmic Birth; Would You?
    Updated Aug 5 2012 - 4:50pm · Posted May 11 2011 - 11:31am by Rebecca M Gruber · 51 Comments
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    Laboring mamas have a lot on their minds in the delivery room, but climaxing probably isn't item number one. Alicia Silverstone, who gave birth to lil Bear Blu just last week, is touting the Orgasmic Birth experience on her blog today. While she stops short of admitting to having one herself, she recommends the book to pregnant mamas, saying:
    A while back, a few members of the community suggested the book Orgasmic Birth to me, and I happened to be reading it at the time. I highly recommend this book to anyone wanting to or thinking about having a baby! I think this book was my favorite birth book of all the books I read. If you are pregnant now, read it ASAP.
    The birthing method encourages women to enjoy labor to the point of orgasm as their baby births, reminding women, "When the baby’s coming down the birth canal, remember, it’s going through the exact same positions as something going in, the penis going into the vagina, to cause an orgasm."

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    Ill admit Im a man and dont know the first thing about birthing but all Ive heard is how much it hurts. How does one turn that into an orgasm?

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    One doesn't. This is a crock.
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    Ugh. As if!

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    I supposed if you're a masochist this could work.
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    Wtf is it with celebrities and this dippy kind of hippie bullshit they all seem to buy into
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    The fairies from True Blood must of read that book!! So it must work. I wonder if it mentions anything about a bright light shining from your vagina as well....
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    My personal favorite from the series is "Orgasmic Root Canal", by Arthur Denton, and a forward by Wilbur Force.
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    Two words: fuck and you.
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    I've given birth twice and believe me having an orgasm was the last thing on my mind. Puking and pain and pushing a gigantic head out of your body are hardly conducive to sexy feelings. If anyone had dared suggest it, I would have pushed them out of the nearest window.
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    OMG, STFU! Can't stand her and her talking out of the side of her mouth thing she does.
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    I just got distracted by that zit on her forehead! And her trademark goofy grin use to be considered adorable back in the day, but now she looks like she is on something. Not aging well.

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    "When the baby’s coming down the birth canal, remember, it’s going through the exact same positions as something going in, the penis going into the vagina, to cause an orgasm."
    Oh, I see, giving birth is sort of like pushing a 20 inch, 7 pound penis out of your lady parts.
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    Bitch is bat shit crazy.
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    I always thought these hollywood types had cesarean sections so they didn't stretch out their vaginas any more than they have been from all the sex they seem to have with each other. Guess I was wrong, they want orgasms any way they can get them bunch of sloots.

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    I could not imagine getting off while the baby is coming out. No thanks.

    And her smile always pissed me off how her lower lip goes so much over her teeth.
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