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    It all went to piss when they let Fuggie Fug get between them, obviously. The Daily Mail has some slightly ESCANDALOSO and EXLUSIVO pictures of The Silver Fox's rumored fiance Ben Maisani sucking face with a piece who isn't silver on top and doesn't have creamy porcelain skin like an angel's organic cum shot. Basically, Ben MESSani is making mouth love with a dude who isn't Anderson Cooper and he's doing it all out in the open. Here's my theories about this shit:

    1. Ben has brains of dried squirrel shit and he's a dumb, cheating skank whore who has committed an ILLEGAL act by stepping out on The Silver Fox. When Andy Coo is calling you his own, the only thing you put your lips on besides him is a fucking lucky star, because you're screwing on The Silver Fox. That is living the life. If Ben is passing his peen to other whores behind Andy's ass, then he obviously wants to get caught, because who kisses their side piece out in the open besides KStew's dumb ass. You take that shit private and by private I mean the second bathroom at the gay bar Eastern Bloc. I just hope that this doesn't break Andy's heart into a million black pieces and makes his angelic hair turn charcoal black from being betrayed. If I wasn't a lazy piece of lazy shit, I'd totally work out until I got biceps on my lashes so Andy Coo would have an eight pack to cry on.

    2. They have an open relationship. I know, crazy. If I was with the Silver Fox, I'd have an open relationship. But by that I mean that my legs would be open 24 hours a day for his ass. I'm sorry if there are children in the room, but that's just the truth. Why lick on another trick when you can fill your mouth with diamond dust by licking on The Silver Fox's nipple. That's just crazy!

    I hope theory #2 is the correct theory, because if Anderson Cooper's heart breaks, the world will split in two and the apocalypse will swallow us whole before spitting us out into the depths of hell. We have failed as a people if Andy Coo's heart breaks. I'm just going to blame Fergie.

    That being said, I'm totally twisting my nipples to those pictures. Shame: You can't ever accuse me of having any.

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    Nooo! How could he be so heartless?
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    Noooo! What in the name of Gloryhole Vanderbilt was he thinking?!

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    So this is a thing now, cheating in the park in full daylight in full view of the press? I hope it catches on, that could be fun.

    Oh, and the Silver Fox could do so much better than that guy. As we speak hotter guys are lining up to comfort him.
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    Uh, that is not him. That is clearly photoshopped. Look at his ear! It is not in its usual placement. And his arm! Not how he holds his elbow when he bends it.
    AnderBen UNBROKEN!

    In all seriousness, they're all three hot and I think I have a boner now.
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    Yeah,Michel K is probably half way to NY by now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nancydrew View Post
    Uh, that is not him. That is clearly photoshopped. Look at his ear! It is not in its usual placement. And his arm! Not how he holds his elbow when he bends it.


    AnderBen UNBROKEN!


    In all seriousness, they're all three hot and I think I have a boner now.
    but this situation is sad to me. I am hoping they have an open relationship.

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    That's not him!! Dude's ears are the size of Dumbo's! Photoshopped Dude ears are small
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    The guy he's kissing looks like Roger Federer. That could be exciting.
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    Perhaps...they broke up first? I can't imagine Coop would be with anyone stupid enough to cheat on him outside.
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    WOW.

    So shocking to see a gay guy mingling with a stranger.

    And it is him, big ears look big from the front, not from profile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucianodel View Post
    WOW.

    So shocking to see a gay guy mingling with a stranger.
    And it is him, big ears look big from the front, not from profile.
    Huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucianodel View Post
    WOW.

    So shocking to see a gay guy mingling with a stranger.

    And it is him, big ears look big from the front, not from profile.
    Oh fuck off you big fucking homophobe.
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    I still have my hopes up for my gay dream pairing: Ma Boo and Michael K. This is good news to me. That being said, is this guy retarded?
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Yeah,Michel K is probably half way to NY by now...

    I'm pretty sure he lives in NY.

    Poor Anderson. I hope he lets Michael K comfort him. Now that would be all kinds of awesome!
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