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    Default Joe "Papa Perv" Simpson arrested for DUI

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    8/10/2012 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF.

    Joe Simpson Jessica's Dad ARRESTED for DUI

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    Joe Simpson -- Jessica Simpson's father -- was arrested for DUI in L.A. ... TMZ has learned.

    According to law enforcement sources, 54-year-old Joe was busted on Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks on August 4.

    We're told LAPD cops pulled Joe's car over around 10 PM ... and during the stop, officers got the feeling he was intoxicated and ultimately cuffed the famous pop and took him to the pokey.

    Joe was booked and spent the rest of the night behind bars. He was released without having to post bail at 9:41 the following day.

    The case has not been sent over to prosecutors in the L.A. City Attorney's Office yet, but if criminal charges are filed, it's likely Joe will not get any jail time since it's his first offense. He'll probably end up with a big fat fine -- something his daughter will have no problem paying.
    Joe Simpson ARRESTED -- Jessica's Dad Busted for DUI | TMZ.com
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    Mugshot please.

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    YES!!!! bwahahahahahhaa fucker!
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    August 4th and we are just now hearing about it!!!

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    Cannot WAIT for the mugshot!

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    This isn't something to laugh at, but I fucking laughed hard.
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    I can't stop laughing!!!!
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    Gurl, we all know that Pervy Papa Joe is ALWAYS something to laugh at.

    And I had the same exact reaction as Mel. My face lit up and I actually said YES out loud when I spied the headline. It's been damn boring in the gossip world and that creepy shit deserves it.

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    Papa Joe Busted For DUI

    When Jessica Simpson gets a call on the hot dog phone next to her bed in the middle of the night on a Saturday, it's usually from a drunken Papa Joe asking her what she's wearing. But on the night of August 4th, Papa Joe called Jessica Simpson on the hot dog phone next to her bed to ask her to pick him up from jail....and then he asked her what she was wearing. TMZ says that Papa Joe put his Christian pastor values to good use last Saturday night when he drank some of the fermented blood of Christ before getting in his car to drive down Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks.

    Papa Joe was driving along when a flashing police siren in his rear-view mirror made whatever buzz he had left in his system slip out of his b-hole, because his drunk time drive party for one was officially over. The cops walked up to Papa Joe's window and got the feeling that he was under the influence of booze, so they arrested him, took him down to jail and kept him there the entire night. Papa Joe was released the next morning without having to pay bail. Criminal charges against him haven't been filed yet.

    Nowhere in TMZ's report does it say that the cop tested Papa Joe's state of drunkenness with a sobriety test or a breathalyzer blow, so I'm guessing the officers just got the sense that he was boozed up. Was it because Papa Joe pulled a Randy Travis and wasn't wearing pants when they pulled him over? Because Papa Joe never drives with pants on. Papa Joe always keeps it pant-less while driving, because he's always prepared to tickle his down low parts with one hand as a sexy young piece next to his car walks down the street. And it would be highly irresponsible of Papa Joe to use both of his hands to take his pants off while driving. Maybe the cops figured Papa Joe was drunk, because when they walked up to his window, he told them to squeeze them titties together and shake, shake, shake 'em for daddy, bitch. That doesn't mean Papa Joe's drunk! Because both Jessica and Ashlee will tell you that he does that even when he's sober.

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    squeeze them titties together and shake, shake, shake 'em for daddy, bitch

    solid gold!
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    Smarmy bastard.
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    So I'm wondering if he got his own digs, or had to sleep it off in the drunk tank with the rest of the plebs.
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    he actually makes me cringe..
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    Celebrity Justice

    8/11/2012 12:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF.

    Joe Simpson Rolling with a .12

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    Joe Simpson was driving with a .12 blood alcohol level when he was popped last week for DUI -- law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

    TMZ broke the story ... Simpson was busted August 4 in the San Fernando Valley. We're told he was stopped at a sobriety checkpoint on Ventura Blvd. Although we don't know where Simpson had allegedly been drinking, we're told the checkpoint was two miles from Casa Vega, a Mexican restaurant frequented by Jessica Simpson -- she's a regular. BTW, they make a mean margarita.



    Joe's .12 is well above what is considered legally drunk in California -- .08.

    We reached out to Joe ... so far, no comment.
    Joe Simpson's DUI -- Rolling with a .12 ... Allegedly | TMZ.com
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