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    Justin Bieber disses Prince William's hair


    Bouffant-headed pop-bot Justin Bieber wonders why Prince William doesn't just, like, take a pill, and, like, grow some hair already?

    BY Belinda White | 03 August 2012


    Pointing the finger: Justin Bieber on Prince William's thinning hair Photo: GETTY/ AP

    Off with his head! Big-haired teen pop sensation Justin Bieber has dared to dispense hair advice to our, ahem, breezy crowned future king, Prince William.

    With all the subtlety of a teenager with a luscious head of hair, and no thought that he may one day boast an 'island of tranquility' up top himself, Bieber told Rollercoater magazine:

    "I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don't know why he doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?"

    Easy as that! You just pop a pill, and hey presto, you'll look just like the Bieber yourself by breakfast. Why didn't anyone tell Wane Rooney (AKA Weetabix Wayne) that? Poor lad could have saved himself a fortune, not to mention a life of being ribbed in the dressing room and tabloids.

    Prince William's 'island of tranquility' has famously been evolving into a 'sea of tranquility' since his early twenties, a fact which hasn't stopped him becoming a top international heartthrob and snaring a total McFittie for a wife. Plus he even knows there's a country called Germany where they speak German - a fact Bieber was totally unaware of…

    Bieber, stick to the preening teen routine and leave William to grow old gracefully. Oh, and maybe stock up on the Propecia yourself. If that hair even does start to thin, what will you be famous for?

    Justin Bieber disses Prince William's hair - Telegraph
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    Bitch, have you seen your own hair?
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    Why doesn't Bieber just take a pill and grow some balls or male hormones so he doesn't look like a 20-something woman with a crappy hair cut ?
    He is such a giant douche bag

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    Just wait till Wills is King of Canada, Biebs. He'll have you locked up in the tower.
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    Well if I’m not mistaken. That pic is showing that the future of this fart is bald. Look at the thinning hair around the temples. Hmmmmmm. Stoopid ought to understand that you cannot fight the aging process. Anyway,mhe’d better off

    He’s going to look like this.....perhaps he can twist the knife in lover boy’s face.
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    Prince William's 'island of tranquility' has famously been evolving into a 'sea of tranquility' since his early twenties, a fact which hasn't stopped him becoming a top international heartthrob and snaring a total McFittie for a wife.
    yes, and I'm sure the fact the he's going to be king never factored into any of that. he'd have done just as well even if he'd had a hare lip and facial warts.
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    William may have been a heartthrob for 3 minutes in his teens when he still had hair and the overall Windsor horsiness of his face hadn't totally set in yet. Bieber, like any other 12-year-old, still has a full head of hair. With his overuse of hair products I'm guessing he'll help Mother Nature a bit with the hairloss timeline so his comments will come back to bite him before he's popped his last zit.
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    I was so embarrassed that this kid was American and went and double checked and he's actually Canadian.

    I still vote that we cancel that and make him from somewhere like North Korea or Iran.
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    Dammit Canada. Take him back!
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    Bieber had better enjoy the adoring fans while it last. Just ask the Jonas brothers. William will be king, and Bieber will be a has been.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Dammit Canada. Take him back!
    NEVER!!!!!! So there
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    If you don't take him back, we'll send Lohan up there!
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    like a skank hiroshima.



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    Fuck this girly little bitch. Prince William is a goddamned man. That's why he's got male-pattern baldness.
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    Bieber probably doesn't even have pubic hair and has balls the size of marbles.
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