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    Default Karl Lagerfeld says Pippa Middleton is a fugmuppet

    Tuesday, July 31st 2012
    QOTD: Kunty Karl Doesn't Like Pippa Middleton's Face




    Oh, it's been much too long since we've all frozen our finger tips on the ice cold cuntiness that pours out of Kunty Karl's ghoulish prune lips when he comes for a bitch. This newest ice pick of words from the Grand Dame Bitch of the House of the Death Eaters comes from The Sun and normally I look at anything that comes from The Sun with suspect eyes, but Kunty Karl would totally say this. It's practically stamped with a platinum certified cunt seal. (FYI: The platinum certified cunt seal is a picture of Choupette Lagerfeld winking.) As Karl ran his fingers through the mop of cob webs on top of his head, he shat out this piece of pot kettle pricelessness about the Middleton sisters:
    "Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. She should only show her back."
    Kunty Karl slapped her down like that. Damn. That crypt keeper went IN on her. That's like a poem by Yeats if Yeats was a straight-up, black-hearted harsh bitch who had his soul removed because it made him look fat. But I'm sure Karl will make it up to Pippa by sending her an apology gift in the form of a $50,000 Chanel bag made out of pink dolphin leather with a note written in his black blood that says: "This would look good over your head. Kisses, KK".

    He is such a little bitch! He would fit right in at GR.
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    Neither sister is particularly beautiful. But I feel bad for Pippa, it must be hard looking like a Jack Russell.

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    ".....I don't like the sister's face. She should only show her back.

    Seriously, that made me laugh out loud

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    KK can be amusing, but I wonder if he could take these kind of public shots back about his cryptkeeper appearance. Something tells me he couldn't.
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    oooh that was mean and i do not think pippa is ugly. maybe plain, but come on! there are MUCH worse looking women out there. she is no linda hunt or dame edna.

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    It must be very awkward when he meets these people he speaks negatively about.

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    I wish some beautiful celeb who doesn't give a shit about ever wearing Chanel or Fendi would take a nasty swipe at him publically. If he laughs it off, then fair enough. If he acts like a bitch, like I suspect he would, now that I would find funny.
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    I don't think he gives a single fuck. He'd probably say it right in front of them. And then shoo them out of his sight with his gloves and fan.
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    My lawd, he has some nerve being critical of anyons looks! He needs a mirror.
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    Um, Karl, you know that thing about stones and glass houses?

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    I don't think he gives a shit and I love it cuz is true. Pippa is fug and I hate how the media tries to shove her down our throats as some beauty.

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    Somebody give the man back his charm pills.
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    while i agree with karls assessment of pippa, let us never forget...



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    It must be awful though to be as plain as she is and have a sister who will one day be queen of england...and is actually pretty.
    Jack I swear.

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    She's not stunning but she's hardly ugly, I mean, come on!
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