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    Default Snakes on a Plane! Jeremy Renner: I Accidentally Took Viagra on a Plane

    Jeremy Renner: I Accidentally Took Viagra on a Plane!

    Rise and shine, Jeremy Renner!

    During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! July 24, The Bourne Legacy actor, 41, regaled the audience with an unforgettable tale about his recent travel troubles.

    "A lot of times when I'm on the plane, I have to sleep. And I'm not a good sleeper on the plane," the single star admitted. "I had to fly from London to Los Angeles for dinner, and then get right back on a plane to London. That's 10 to 12 hours. I had to get off the plane go to work, so I had to sleep on the plane."

    To help him rest, "somebody gave me some pills, like Ambien. So I took a little sleeping pill, popped it and realized nothing's happening -- but something else was happening!" Renner recalled. "I realized very quickly that the 'A' was actually a little 'V' on the pill. Not only did I not sleep the entire flight, but there was. . . 'camping' . . . happening!"

    "Somebody gave you a Viagra instead of Ambien?" host Jimmy Kimmel, 44, asked in disbelief. "First of all, you need a new doctor or new friends."

    Renner admitted that he "was really embarrassed" by the incident, but luckily, most of the other passengers "were sleeping."

    "The flight attendants were sort of in on the joke," Renner added. "They were like, 'Can we get you anything, Mr. Renner?' 'Yeah, funny,'" he told them. "'Ice! Ice!'"

    In actuality, "I asked for aspirin," Renner told Kimmel. "But they won't even give you aspirin on the plane because they don't want the responsibility if you're allergic."

    Renner's new film, The Bourne Legacy, is in theaters August 10.

    Jeremy Renner: I Accidentally Took Viagra on a Plane! - UsMagazine.com
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    The Bone Legacy
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    I'm sure the flight attendants were happy to help with the situation. LOL

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    Guy needs a new dealer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
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    To help him rest, "somebody gave me some pills, like Ambien. So I took a little sleeping pill, popped it and realized nothing's happening -- but something else was happening!" Renner recalled. "I realized very quickly that the 'A' was actually a little 'V' on the pill. Not only did I not sleep the entire flight, but there was. . . 'camping' . . . happening!"

    "Somebody gave you a Viagra instead of Ambien?" host Jimmy Kimmel, 44, asked in disbelief. "First of all, you need a new doctor or new friends."
    Was that somebody,Tom Cruise?

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    This is funny. I'd buy him a drink to hear it first hand.
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    Ha ha, good thread title!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Guy needs a new dealer.
    yeah, one who is not color blind. viagra is blue and ambien is white . . ..
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    Well, also taking pills from someone without *really* not knowing what it is is NOT a good idea!

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    I love this story.

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    He is so ugly handsome. I fell in love with him and Hiddleston during Avengers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by czb View Post
    yeah, one who is not color blind. viagra is blue and ambien is white . . ..
    I didn't want to mention that.... might imply I know too much about them....
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    He is so ugly handsome. I fell in love with him and Hiddleston during Avengers.
    Really? I'm going with ugly-ugly...
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    I'd say he's ugly-handsome too, I thought he was hot in the Jeffrey Dahmer movie.

    I'd take him home for the evening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I didn't want to mention that.... might imply I know too much about them....

    Really? I'm going with ugly-ugly...
    Awww. He's not so bad especially with the sleeveless shirts. That's just a bad pic. I'd do him and Hiddleston in a heartbeat. Got a thing for the gays.....except Tommy Boy and Travoltsion

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    Quote Originally Posted by teforde23 View Post
    Awww. He's not so bad especially with the sleeveless shirts. That's just a bad pic. I'd do him and Hiddleston in a heartbeat. Got a thing for the gays.....except Tommy Boy and Travoltsion
    I'll let you have my share Teforde!
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