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    Default Poor baby: Blue Ivy Carter looks like Joe Camel

    Wednesday, July 18th 2012
    The Second Coming Goes To Bergdorf's




    I already linked to a few pictures at Lainey of Beyonce struttin' into Bergdorf Goodman in NYC with a huge dollop of Baduizm on her head and little Blue Ivy Carter in her arms, and here's a picture from the inside someone tweeted earlier today. Beyonce and Jay-Z's team of security guard ninjas must've been hungover or some shit, because usually when they see you pull out a cell phone while in the presence of the chosen one, they'll tackle you to the floor, drag you out of the store, throw you into a van, drive you out to a deserted field, drop you into a shaft and before you know it Basement Baby is handing you a plate of hors d'oeuvres made of moth balls as a welcome gift. But that didn't happen and the Internet got the first picture of B.I.C.'s face in six months. She has a whole lot hair! She has a whole lot of cheeks! She has some Jay-Z in the face! Now, every church in the world can update the portrait they have on their Shrine to Blue Ivy Carter.

    And I don't know what has Beyonce and Jesus' successor so hypnotized. I'm guessing what they're staring at is covered in rare red diamonds and/or is so expensive that it needs two tags to fit its full price. Because if that wasn't the case, they'd both be yawning while saying "NEXT!" with their eyes.
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    We all knew she'd look like daddy.
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    i think she's a cute little chunk.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    I think she is cute
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    That baby is breathtaking.
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    Blue Ivy is beautiful.

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    I think she is darling!
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    oh yeah she is going to be the spitting image of her daddy. Beyonce should have stuck with the pillow.
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    People always bless not so attractive babies' hearts lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    That baby is breathtaking.
    Yeah she looks rather unfortunate. But with Jay Z as a dad she's lucky she doesn't look worse.

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    She might be breathtaking, but I wanna nom her cheekies.
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    Awww, I think she is a cutie-patootie!
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    Suri was a pretty fug baby and she grew into a cutie. There's still hope for this one.

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    I am too distracted by the giant brioche on Be's head to comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Suri was a pretty fug baby and she grew into a cutie. There's still hope for this one.
    Jay Z isn't Suri's dad though. One of the few men not rumoured to be!
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